Wade Garrett

Doesn't Olly get a cut of transfer fees?

I'm not too sure. He has been garbage for the past 2 seasons.

Your boringness amuses me. It makes me feel very superior.

I like to read them, they amuse me because they're so full of sh*t.

I think we have problems. I just don't go on about it like you, you boring c*nt.

I think we know how you feel. F*cking chill out.

Dibden, I think you should have a Coke, a smile and shut the f*ck up.

Compared to some of the numpties on here I'm a genius!

It is perfectly obvious to anyone who knows a bit about the game that we need to sign 3 more players with experience of the top level and with pace.

Davis in and any new signings. Exactly. You've answered your own question.

I really hope that's not the team v City.

You must be tired. Go to bed.

Surely the left-sided forward position in a 4-3-3 (which goes to a 4-5-1 when we haven't got the ball), is the ideal position for Lallana. As you say, Rodriguez in an out and out striker. We're going to have fierce competition for places up front. Come the end of the window, we'll need that competition all over the pitch.

Sorry, missed that one.

I've just had a look through the posts on here this morning, where is the abuse? All I have read are people who disagree with you and the gospel according to Nixon. No abuse.

I don't believe for one minute that our transfer activity has stopped because NC is on holiday. What a complete load of crap. Our transfer activity has slowed because hardly anyone is signing players at the moment. Clubs are holding out for best prices. Do all of the Premier League chairman go on an annual beano to Benidorm this time of year? Can't believe some people hang on every word of Nixon's tweets. Pathetic.

Cock of the day award.

I can't see De Ridder getting much game time this season.

Not now, lucky cow.

What a day. I'm glad Mo didn't put his head in the gob that Rupp left on the track. The most amazing Olympic day ever. I feel so lucky I'm going for my own personal best tonight, if the missus lets me.

I thought that as well. Lock up your wives and give him the number for the Southampton branch of the KKK.

Berra is sh*t.

Apart from Clyne, we have no pace at all in the side. We need a CB definitely, but we also need speed, greasy fast speed. I want us to sign someone who can catch a chicken, just like Rocky Balboa in Rocky II.

It sounds to me like he's mucking us about. With the season so close, give him a deadline of close of play tomorrow or the deal is dead and we look elsewhere.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7951513/West-Ham-deny-Carroll-deal There you go. Another load of rubbish. There is a whole gossip industry now. Men are turning into fishwives.