Wade Garrett

The very thought that Oyston wouldn't sell is a joke. Remember, it was his old man who pilfered £11million from the club in their Premiership season. It is very much a business with them. They will definitely sell.

They've screwed a lot in wages, and signed players with little sell-on value. Very short-term thinking, not how I'd like us to be.

No point moaning about Holloway. If the boot was on the other foot, we wouldn't be moaning about Adkins. Phillips has signed a contract, that much is true, and Blackpool don't have to sell him. Of course they will, especially now a transfer request has been handed in and they don't have to give 5% of the fee to the player. He wasn't left out of today's squad for any other reason. Blackpool just want to try and squeeze a bit more money out of us. Just like we have done in the past for our top players.

The President is talking rubbish. He agreed a fee with Spurs, about the same as our offer, but said it didn't happen because Ramirez wasn't happy with his terms. He is just trying to appease his supporters. If he is mucking us around, Cortese will walk away from the deal and rightly so. I still think he'll sign. Adkins didn't exactly pour cold water over it yesterday. He was grinning like a Cheshire cat.

You lot think you're the groovy gang.

I always start watching it half hour after it starts, just so I can use the sky+ fast forward between matches. They could have Gary Glitter as a pundit for all I care.

Fair do's mullet.

Spoke to my snout on the golf course today. He reckons Ramirez has been here all week. He'll sign.

3 is the traditional left-back number. Surprised Fox hasn't got it.

Definitely time for you to have a w*nk Pat.

Have you been drinking Pat. If you haven't might I suggest that you have a few, or crack one off. Chillax man.

There you go. A blow-job would be far nicer than leaving a horses head in his bed

I don't think so, unless Ramirez old man is a greedy c*nt who wants €600,000.

Just send someone round to Bologna to suck their president off. He's Italian, he'll probably knock a couple of million off.

I would be surprised if this went tits. A lot of the media have reported that the deal has been agreed. It sounds to me like the Bologna president is giving it the big one because he doesn't want to get filled in by his own supporters.

F*cking outrageous that we haven't signed anyone today........

Great post, but with my pedant head on, Steve Moran isn't from London. Lawrie spotted him playing for Sarisbury Sparks and offered him a new pair of boots if he scored a hat-trick, which he duly did.

If all these deals come of, tomorrow could be a good day for shooting my load.

A bit of help for you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/c*nt

Let them sweat and then go back in. Sounds like normal business to me. Why don't you f*ck off?

Bit of an assumption. The timing may have more to do with the fact that Blackpool have only just signed his replacement. Was Van Persie not Man Utd's first choice?

I think it's the best way forward for them. Chanrai will rape them on FP rent, so they will just have to move and start from scratch. The big hole in their business plan is getting everyone to pay their pledges. It ain't gonna happen.

A romantic sentiment straight out of the Rupert Lowe handbook, and we all know what happened there. High fees and wages are part of the industry. We certainly benefitted from it when we sold Walcott, Bale and Chamberlain, and this is the other side of the coin. Personally, I would view Rodriguez as a waste of money if he barely broke double figures in the next 2 seasons, as I'm sure he would himself. I have much higher hopes for him.

Chanrai didn't sell photocopiers did he? Lifelongskate?

I'm trying really hard to keep a level head over the lack of transfer action. I'm just about at tipping point now though. Very frustrating. Got to admit, I'm not looking forward to Sunday too much.