Wade Garrett

I'd imagine Forest are honouring his contact for the season and he's further up North, so don't feel too sorry for him. Without his goals last season, we might never have gone up. Good luck Billy, Forest are now my Championship team.

Happy with squad. Wonder if Moshida could play left-back? Apparently quick and comfortable with both feet. No doubt he is primarily a centre-back, might may offer us cover on the left in the event of a crisis. Fox isn't a bad player though, and I reckon he'll improve once he gets used to the Premier.

Got to be happy with our business this window. Really looking forward to seeing our new players in action. Good luck to Hammond and Billy.

Where do you want to go?

Heard this rumour this morning on the golf course, but to be honest I dismissed it out of hand.

I'd settle for a player who could play centre or left back.

I reckon you could be right.

Not until 11pm. More deals possible.

Real shame if true, will always be grateful for his scoring run last season that helped get us up.

Clearing the decks for Billy.

Was never in doubt.

I feared this, and it's one of the reasons I started the thread about players leaving. I hope he stays, natural goalscorer.

Just been accosted by the pen agent, he wants 5% of my pens. Don't worry, he's laying by the kerb now with the crap kicked out of him. Nearly there, don't panic everyone.

Can't have too many fallback options. Get down here, I'm behind a bus now and it's like driving miss f*cking daisy.

I bet he orders his pizza tonight seconds before their 11pm deadline.

Can't talk. Just paid my 60p, on my way over the bridge as we speak. Cortese has arranged for the stewards to lift the car park barrier for me. He is sh*tting his pants,and is worried I might not make it there with my pens by 11pm. Adkins is pacing the car park waiting for me. If the Sky bloke gets in my way I'm going to f*cking knock him out.

Woolston, or the plentiful supply of pens?

I'm on my way. Look out for me on SSN.

I've got loads of pens. I'm only in Woolston. Shall I nip them round to the stadium?

It would need a reference to 'Pompey Scum' if we were going to sing it.

I don't use Twitter, but am grateful to the 2 journalists you mentioned, who have spent a lot of their own time in the last 2 weeks keeping a few of the mad b*stards on this forum informed.

I told you earlier you mad b*stard, chill.

Might be the obligatory 11pm announcement, just so NC can p*ss the Echo off again.

Which is exactly why it can be difficult to sort deals early.

Dime bar for Glasgow.