Wade Garrett

I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

I'm Bert from Calmore.

Word.

I think Cortese knows that, which is why he has added MP's length to his own. Whoever, collectively, has the biggest one will win. Personally, I reckon today's developments have put the nail in the coffins of both manager and chairman. Shame

This is nothing more than a knob-waving contest between Cortese and the Liebherr estate. Whoever has the biggest knob will win.

Didn't Scholes quit England because he was fed up with it being another vehicle for the 'brand Beckham'? Pretty good judge of character as well as an amazingly gifted footballer.

Could give Forren a run out now.

He could entertain the team by getting his ukulele out and doing a rendition of 'When I'm Cleaning Widows'.

Told you.

But at least their many neighbours could live in peace.

You're probably right. But having the legal right to do it might pull those with no respect into line.

If you've got a problem with my opinion, tough luck. Sorry, just the way I feel. I care less about these kids than the people they terrorise. Why do I need experience in this field to have an opinion. Would you value the opinion of say, a social worker on the Baby P case?

Under the present system, these kids will probably grow up with no aspirations, and will be worthless to society. It's a vicious circle that needs breaking. I understand, of course, the distress that breaking up a family causes. But at the same time, this family has caused misery and distress to countless people. What about the effect on their lives?

Where did I say hammer the kids? They would be better off in foster care, where they can learn not to be the sub-human sh*te that their parents are.

I was beginning to think that it was just me that hated all that razzmatazz, and semi finals at Wembley. Great post.

We'll win 3-1, Di Canio will push the ref over, who'll do a comedy tumble then fall on his arse. MP will then put a brown trench coat on and do a Bob Stokoe comedy dance all over the pitch. Looking forward to it.

Never mind about helping this family, how about helping the countless people whose lives they've made a misery. Sorry to sound harsh, but in this case, f*ck them. Stop helping them, force them to help themselves. The welfare state wasn't created as a lifestyle choice, stop their money.

Just give the neighbours a free hand to sort them out if there's any trouble. If the parents knew that might lose another tooth or two if their kids step out of line, they might start acting responsible for them. I despair of the 'underclass' that has been created by successive wishy washy governments.

Be interested if Moyes team will play the expansive, quick football that Utd play at the moment.

Watched the first half of the play off last night, thought he played well. Would definitely be a good addition to our squad.

I probably know as much about the game as you, but to be fair, I have consistently said the same thing about Gaston for quite some time.

It's not just you. The game is bent. The effort to block the goal was laughable.

Sorry, just my opinion. Should have made it a bit clearer so that you understood.

Would they be able to match his wages?

At least 1 team out of Wigan, Norwich, Sunderland and Newcastle will get no more than a point between now and the end of the season. Alpine, chill out, we're OK.