Wade Garrett

My original quote was in response to someone who said teachers pensions should be the same as private pensions. If it's good enough for equality for their pensions, then why not salary? I note that you say you were a teacher, fair play for getting out. The idea of teaching teenagers fills me with horror too.

No, if this is the kit, it will be the worst since the Pony one. Horrible.

I get really fed up with this sort of envy. If you like their holidays, become a teacher. If you don't like the idea of trying to teach pain in the backside kids with one hand tied behind your back then don't. I couldn't do it, and if they get good holidays, then fair play to them.

Dear Mr Lawyer, I have taken legal advice and I suggest you are a bit of a c*nt, representing a load of American c*nts. I suggest you have a Coke, a smile, and shut the f*ck up. Alternatively, in keeping with you and your paymasters, rename your brand 'Bellend'. Love Mr Belleville.

Should teachers in the public sector be paid the same as those in the private sector as well then?

I was once included in the list of in's. That was when I was at the height of my powers.

Agreed.

It seems that the average Italian businessman couldn't lie straight in bed.

I honestly think things are moving in the right direction, despite Government policy.

That wouldn't leave much to choose from in this day and age.

Based on my recent shopping trips, and struggles to find a parking space, I reckon the economy is definitely on the up.

The PFA can represent players. I'm surprised more don't use them. Gareth Southgate used them for his whole career.

I reckon he'd be trouble. I don't think it will happen anyway, now they've put it in the public domain. Not Cortese's style.

As much as greedy agents sicken me, they are part of the football business. Unless all clubs take a stand, or agents fees are capped, we'll put ourselves at a disadvantage with competing clubs when trying to sign players.

Whoever we sign in midfield will have a battle to dislodge Cork or Morgan.

Tevez refused to go on as a sub. A little bit different than going on the razzle.

I think it's quite refreshing not to have another bland, sanitised, media trained player. He's just a throwback to the seventies when footballers liked to get ****ed and have a good time.

Would rather spend the money on Ince or Sinclair (preferably Ince).

I play golf with someone who was involved with that Wimpson/Market Diner altercation. He instructed his mate to get a gun out of his car as he thought his Market Diner nemesis was more than adequately tooled up. I have no reason to doubt him, as his name is revered by the Saints hooligans of the day. Not a bad golfer either.

Good to sign another decent Uruguayan for Ramirez sake. Whether this lad is decent I don't know. Don't watch YouTube videos anymore. They could make Paul Telfer look like Zico.

His return would cheer up the mobile phone salesmen in the city no end.

His club form for Liverpool was sensational. For a good few seasons he was outstanding.

Proper naughty geezers opening each other up. A golden period for Neanderthals who should have no place anywhere near football. The long post by Turkish is comedy genius though. Fair play.

Ince would be an outstanding signing.

I wasn't aware there was a national selection committee. Thought Roy picked the squad.