Katalinic

Must try harder, getting predictable.

Sod it - I guess if we get through we have a chance of winning it, I wouldn't have fancied us against Liverpool in the final

He never posts anything positive, only ever comments when we lost etc....

Posted at 4.29pm then edited at 7.39pm. In order to become a true trolling zen master you need to stop making simple mistakes such as editing or posting pictures "you had taken" of your hotel in Milan that turned out to be on the hotel's website. Not textbook.

Sad News RIP

Really enjoyed that. Sims with a brilliant debut and his movement off the ball made such a difference, VVD and Romeu immense and Cedric with possibly his best performance for us. On a negative note, I never thought I'd see the day where the PA system as SMS was too loud

Or life.

Pointless signing a new striker, the poor sod would never get the ball - no creativity, no decent crosses. The midfield selected tonight barely have a goal between them. Puel's brand of football leaves me a bit cold to be honest.

Woeful, insipid, boring. I can only ever see us scoring from penalties.

Martina doing his best Ali Dia impression

I don't think his partner is exactly whiter than white...

Was this a quote from the stripper or from Clattenburg?

Pierre could be your latest forum username. That would be a twist, you could pretend to be French or something.

You need to change your username again mate, this one is wearing a bit thin, looking forward to the next character though.

I think Hojbjerg is probably fed up with "characters" starting negative threads on internet forums.

I think you need a new user name (again), this Heisenberg character is becoming too predictable.

I can't imagine for a second that KL would sell us to anyone who would destroy Markus's legacy.

The way his head wobbles I always half expect it to fall off.

0.5/10

The club thought Pelle was going to China in the January transfer window I believe thus the need to sign Austin.

He isn't a director of IBASE either.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/marc-jackson-4671686 Specialties: Complex distressed takeovers of Football clubs or management delivery of high level transition teams into distressed companies. Beyond parody.

Marc Jackson

Is trolling technically a craft?

17 shots and 10 corners...as usual we get into good positions but we are not clinical enough up front, not one of our midfielders look like scoring anywhere near ten goals a season, our final ball or crossing often lacks quality and our corners generally are ****. Today you also have to question the two defensive lapses which has cost us an easy 3 points. A depressing and deflating result against an abject Hull side.