Katalinic

Based on your prediction record, the last thing anybody should do is believe you.

I think he might be a "forum character's" alter ego.

Says the idiot who has got every single prediction wrong over the past 6 years

Not before the other trolls who have already appeared.

FF doing that has been on the cards for a while

Admire your attitude, it's important you are positive after the disappointment of Wednesday - the forum felt for you that night.

Must try harder, getting predictable.

Sod it - I guess if we get through we have a chance of winning it, I wouldn't have fancied us against Liverpool in the final

He never posts anything positive, only ever comments when we lost etc....

Posted at 4.29pm then edited at 7.39pm. In order to become a true trolling zen master you need to stop making simple mistakes such as editing or posting pictures "you had taken" of your hotel in Milan that turned out to be on the hotel's website. Not textbook.

Sad News RIP

Really enjoyed that. Sims with a brilliant debut and his movement off the ball made such a difference, VVD and Romeu immense and Cedric with possibly his best performance for us. On a negative note, I never thought I'd see the day where the PA system as SMS was too loud

Or life.

Pointless signing a new striker, the poor sod would never get the ball - no creativity, no decent crosses. The midfield selected tonight barely have a goal between them. Puel's brand of football leaves me a bit cold to be honest.

Woeful, insipid, boring. I can only ever see us scoring from penalties.

Martina doing his best Ali Dia impression

I don't think his partner is exactly whiter than white...

Was this a quote from the stripper or from Clattenburg?

Pierre could be your latest forum username. That would be a twist, you could pretend to be French or something.

You need to change your username again mate, this one is wearing a bit thin, looking forward to the next character though.

I think Hojbjerg is probably fed up with "characters" starting negative threads on internet forums.

I think you need a new user name (again), this Heisenberg character is becoming too predictable.

I can't imagine for a second that KL would sell us to anyone who would destroy Markus's legacy.

The way his head wobbles I always half expect it to fall off.

0.5/10