Katalinic

Or life.

Pointless signing a new striker, the poor sod would never get the ball - no creativity, no decent crosses. The midfield selected tonight barely have a goal between them. Puel's brand of football leaves me a bit cold to be honest.

Woeful, insipid, boring. I can only ever see us scoring from penalties.

Martina doing his best Ali Dia impression

I don't think his partner is exactly whiter than white...

Was this a quote from the stripper or from Clattenburg?

Pierre could be your latest forum username. That would be a twist, you could pretend to be French or something.

You need to change your username again mate, this one is wearing a bit thin, looking forward to the next character though.

I think Hojbjerg is probably fed up with "characters" starting negative threads on internet forums.

I think you need a new user name (again), this Heisenberg character is becoming too predictable.

I can't imagine for a second that KL would sell us to anyone who would destroy Markus's legacy.

The way his head wobbles I always half expect it to fall off.

0.5/10

The club thought Pelle was going to China in the January transfer window I believe thus the need to sign Austin.

He isn't a director of IBASE either.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/marc-jackson-4671686 Specialties: Complex distressed takeovers of Football clubs or management delivery of high level transition teams into distressed companies. Beyond parody.

Marc Jackson

Is trolling technically a craft?

17 shots and 10 corners...as usual we get into good positions but we are not clinical enough up front, not one of our midfielders look like scoring anywhere near ten goals a season, our final ball or crossing often lacks quality and our corners generally are ****. Today you also have to question the two defensive lapses which has cost us an easy 3 points. A depressing and deflating result against an abject Hull side.

We won't be anywhere near relegation and you know it. You are so boring on here and how you have never been banned is beyond me.

Terrible result against an awful side - as simple as that.

Jesus Christ.

****ing hate snodgrass..always seems to score against us.

An obvious skate wum is SaintRobbie

The article started in the Sunday Mirror...its just "journalism" by numbers..made up nonsense. The journo is also a Utd fan I believe.