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Strange, Newcastle going after someone who isn't French.

Who is Joel Parker?

It may be 47 pages but you clearly don't read all of them. Manga was mentioned earlier today.

Yeah it's funny how journalists stick together, probably because they are all c*nts.

He wanted to play 'football'.

Have I missed a post from Guan or KBilly? What did they say?

Yeah, you'd fit in really well.

No, but he will when he sees that feckin shirt!

FFS we're gonna be a laughing stock.

Surely the fact that it does not have the Veho logo means that this is the training kit?.........please?

Craig Gordon has signed for Celtic. Could Forster be on his way?

But what are the new regime doing that is so different to what NC would have done?

Thing is, it ain't your money.

Spot on. The way the big clubs are buying up young talent and not playing them is scandalous.

With the greatest respect you ain't Guan or KBilly so you need to expand on this statement. Where did you get this information?

Nobody expects them.

Don't bother applying for a job at Tesco as a buyer.

TBH I'm fed up with all this now. He's gone, just like Lambert and Shaw, let's move on. I'm looking forward to some new signings and hopefully no more departures.

He plays on the left He don't play on the right Dusan Tadic His beard isn't sh*te I'll get my coat.

Feckin bench warmer!

Adam who?

Prefer to have a unique kit than the naff generic design we had last year. Can't see the problem with our own brand kit.

He is and he is (was) also the Norwich GK coach. As this is KBilly I think we can take this as fact.

He came on as a substitute in the second half. Scotland National team manager Gordon Strachan said afterwards "Andy came on there and the first time he picked it up he drove about 30 yards. I thought 'that's fantastic'. Absolutely no grey area, I'm going to do what I do. I loved seeing that first touch."[ You'd have thought wee Gordon would recommend the club to the player.

The irony is of course that with the Shaw, Lallana and Lambert money if Lovren And Morgan stay we could really see an improvement to the squad and a step up from last season. The team has not been 'dismantled' by the club but by players agitating for moves away. I think this would have happened anyway due to the success of last season and the fact that the three players got into the England squad. For me so much now hinges on whether we can keep hold of Lovren and Morgan.