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5 in 44.

Did he?

Yes, we could just about throw a tap. Hahahaha111!

Austin is ****ing terrible, mate.

Austin's gut is busted after 3 mins.

West Brom away last season? When you've won 5 in 43 you don't have much to choose from though!

It's a bit early to rekindle the Rostov Conjecture but if that's the sort of game you want then you leave me no choice but to see you at Bond Street.

I forgot about Obafemi.

I'd keep Gabbiadini on the right. His performance against Watford was his best since the League Cup final. If Ings isn't fit then Long or Gallagher upfront. We can't afford to play with 10 men away from home so it's the bench for Austin. I'd play Armstrong behind the forward and Redmond on the left, again, like the Watford match.

Different type of intelligence.

No, not necessarily. You're having a 'mare.

That's what we did in our last match.

She's a munter FFS.

Al-Tenderi's Chocolate Homunculus.

Low standards.

Nasri and Firmino look like lesbians.

I thought we were going to run out of food? There'll be less in the "banks" then. Someone should tell them to get what they can now.

It'd be interesting to see them play a decent boys' sixth form team.

OMG. Check your privilege, man. If they had penises it wouldn't necessarily mean they were men!

Tad simplistic.

Look at that barnet! Man's a fackin maaag. Why shouldn't I go loot and riot when he's got that on his boat? Faaackiiin maaaaags.

He ain't never watched it before. No guv. He don't even know how to change the channel. Sandra does all that.

Who does he owe that to? A) Zahavi B) Gaydamak C) Sol Campbell D) Rosie E) HMRC F) Failed insurance claim

All we need is a new manager, new DOF, new owner and new leadership, and some new players, and we'll be fine.