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Offside, foul, handball in the build up.... no doubt they'll score from this corner.

Pretty sure that's a back pass.

#mess If the impeachment doesn't get him, the Alzheimer's will.

What's bizarre is having two fit full backs and selling one to replace him with someone largely untested.

We’re probably waiting to see if we can sell Cédric before splashing out on our last minute loan.

Send the U23s and give Ralph the weekend off.

I never would have had Spurs down as a bunch of ****s.

You’d certainly give her one up the Brexiter.

It’s a strange move for the player because once Cédric is fit he probably isn’t going to play much.

Correct. You can criticise aspects of his match but the goal was not his fault at all.

Unfortunately VAR was taking a dump when we had a pen appeal.

This ref is bad.

We should be better at it though. If JWP goes down midweek then Zaha has to walk. And god knows why we didn't go mad for that handball.

I think it hit his chest but seeing as VAR didn't bother reviewing it wasn't conclusive. Bizarre that there was no review

Great finish!

That's a clear handball! Where the duck is VAR?

Handball?

I'm not sure we did that when we qualified for Europe, really. We bought in a couple of fillers like Martina but I don't think we bloated the squad, we just replaced the big players badly and for some reason we marginalised Fonte. Puel had to make do with KD in goal, Stephens and Yoshida at the back because we didn't replace VVD, cheapo Charlie up front because we didn't replace Pelle etc. As everyone knows, we wasted loads of money on signings that contributed naff all (Hoedt, Carillo, Elyonnousi, Lemina etc.). It wasn't a volume problem, just poor selection.

Our level obviously dropped off in the second half at the weekend. Partly due to pressure but probably partly due to a bit of fatigue. I’d make a few changes. It’s a shame we don’t have any other options at full back but I’d go with: McCarthy Cedric Stephens Yoshida Bertrand Romeu JWP Armstrong Djenepo Obafemi Long When you’re playing Palace, there are two main things you need to do: 1) kick Zaha a few times early on and wind him up, get in his face before he gets to your box 2) show Townsend outside (wouldn’t actually be the worst idea in the world to play a right footed left back but obviously Valery isn’t around; if we wanted to rest Bertrand we could give Danso a go)

“As long as the money reaches our account in Pounds Sterling, that’s all that matters.”

Degree course - £27k Accommodation - £15k Books - £500 Massive amounts of willing gash away from home for the first time - priceless. #uni

Healthiest president ever.

AIDS is a bit 80s / 90s. Maybe, "he's got gender dysmorphia but we don't celebrate his diversity" would be better.

Agreed. It was one of those matches where you play ok but somehow find yourselves two nil up without having really dominated or done anything special.

The problem wasn't so much that he dived in, it was that he didn't take Traore out when he could have. It looked like he pulled out of the challenge when he realised the ball was gone. Should have wiped him out for a yellow.