benjii

What other beer flavoured crisps are there?

You're right. I'm going to give it a swerve now. One ticket available, lower tier - will sell to best Saints fan at face value (£1,200). Pleas here please.

Yeah, women are a ****ing pain in the ass. It's true.

Good luck.

So that it is more pleasant for me.

I doubt we'll sign a right-back if Pied recovers. The question is whether we can shift any of the players making up the numbers. Whilst a lot of people would like to sell various assortments of Forsters, Clasies, JWPs, Jay Rods etc. it might be easier said than done. The obvious priority area is centre back, where we need a signing regardless. Second priority, for me anyway, would be addressing the balance of the midfield. Two many similar players and an over-reliance on Romeu. In an ideal world we would sign someone to cover/compliment Romeu and someone with a goal threat about them but we aren't realistically going to do both unless we can shift on one or two of the others. Other than that, it will depend who leaves I think. Upfront / wide attack, I think it's one-out, one-in, seeing as Gabbiadini looks good.

You didn't say you were a bit nervous. You said you were "bricking it"! I'm glad to hear you're just a bit nervous.

I do care. I will be gutted if we lose. "Bricking it" though? Seriously?

They're OK. Not the hardest to play against though. If you're bricking it then you're a wimp.

Exactly. Slippery slope.

You'd be happy if some infant put these on your car?

Putting them in skanky pub toilets etc. is amusing. Putting them all over decent private property is the act of a complete ****.

Rule 1.

This. I advise everyone not to come back via Waterloo on Sunday night.

Oh goodness. An utter bunch of ****s.

He's the best ref I think, but he's obviously a complete tool.

Reasonably likely, although they will probably bus in stooges rather than have empty grounds. There are bound to be very few fans travelling in 2022 as well. Basically, FIFA has knackered the World Cup.

Earlier than 09:45?

I wonder if we have a match lined-up for this weekend / early next week for him to play in?

What time do you want to be in London?

Fair enough.

If every **** bangs on about it, it won't be much of a smart move will it?

I am Len Wilkins.

In Prague, they were doing some sort of bouncy-bouncy to the tune from Kingston Town (UB40 etc.), the bit that goes: dum, dum-dum-de-dum, dum-dum-de-dum, dum-dum-deee-duuum-dum We could copy that. Gab, Gab-Gab-bi-Gab, Gab-Gab-bi-Gab, Gab-iii-aaaa-diiiii-niii If we wear some tight-fitting gym clothes and a bum-bag it will add to the spectacle too,