benjii

We don't need any signings, we just need some competent management. Have you seen how crap Swansea, Brighton, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Bournemouth are? We can easily stay up if we get a decent manager in before the next league game.

Was at the Huddersfield match. FACT.

Expect us to lose but fancy Hoedt to score for some reason.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3925722/southampton-jack-stephens-signs-contract/ This article works out at almost exactly £48k per week. Mental money for a League One standard defender.

Has anyone got David Comlay's email address? I need to rest some money from overseas in an account for a short time and am willing to bestow great honour and financial reward on someone for provision of most kind assistance.

A number of rooms have been booked at the Ibis Budget this weekend.....

This is true and, really, he only bought Saints in order to deliver the long-awaited Mayflower Park redevelopment.

Anyway, for the record, I was obviously correct. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42610243

That's Nanjing_Saint. He posts on The Ugly.

He's got a perfect name for some of our legendary songs too. You see: - Oh, Guido Carillo! Oh, Guido Carillo! - Guido! Guido! Guido! - Les Reed went to Europe to buy a Fiat Doblo. Instead he bought a striker, his name is Carillo, Guido. - Score a goal Guido Carillo, we will love you more than you will know. Whoa, whoa, woo.

In fairness, there's nothing to contradict that yet. There's two weeks left to sign players this window. Looks like we missed out on Walcott but that may simply be because Everton were prepared to offer a financial package to Arsenal and Walcott that we felt was not good value. In fact, if you look at last summer there is evidence to support the view. We only moved on J Rod and we signed Hoedt and Lemina. We didn't sell VVD. Of course, that was before Gao, so who knows what the current situation really is

Yeah, there's definitely nothing at all dodgy about what's going on at Everton. Definitely not.

Whilst we're having a dreadful season, that's just nonsense.

You're asking the wrong person.

Hi Jack!

Yeah, I would take no signings and a decent manager over continuing with the current manager and adding players with dubious injury records like Walcott and Sturridge.

Austin has been the most reliable performer by a country mile. Before his injury Lemina was looking like a shoe-in but something weird is up with him lately.

Good stuff guys.

That's a serious turn of pace!

We've used him in a sort of hopeless half-arsed deeper forward / number 10 role as a sub a couple of times this season.

He is a northerner so it's quite possible he was misunderstood.

Don't forget Brighton away.

I bet he said, "Gaetan Bong? You're Gaetan Pong, mate." Classic.

It's easier than ever to organise something. Look how those self-appointed claps and phone waving on the 'x' minutes take off.