benjii

Good plan. Where can I meet you for tough man-on-man action away from prying eyes?

Probably something by the Mac Lads would be apposite.

We've seen that the local plod seem to view Saints matches as a nice earner and a chance to get their names in the paper so this sort of ridiculous rubbish comes as little surprise.

Best programme cover I've ever seen. Would never normally buy one.

I think Saints fans should bombard the league with emails pointing out what happened to Luton for minor offences committed by previous owners and employees. It would be so sweet to contribute to Skates getting a points penalty. It would make me feel really warm and happy.

Enjoy Corp while it lasts folk as once it becomes apparent what a ****poor squad they have you won't be seeing much more of him for a while. It's funny that he bangs on about a couple of emphatic victories (although one was scarcely deserved) when we enjoyed generations above them and are about to do so again. Five year blip is over.

It's a nice kit. The9 clearly has no clue about these matters.

Nevermind.

No, absolutely not.

It's Jessy Fusu and he was subbed after 30mins!

Slower than van Gobbel.

And arguably more significantly is not a football player. Having said that, he may well be a better football player than comedian.

If it's Richard Blackwood I'll be taking my ST back. Is that Joe Mills? Surprised no one has come in for him yet.

Because most people have friends. Most people book tickets together with a friend or two. If you book two tickets the cost per ticket is less than the per-ticket matchday surcharge.

Lol at our resident pair of retards. Thick, unpleasant, unfortunate, idiots.

We will win 2-1 or 2-0. We will win our first three matches.

Can anyone tell me which point in Soton is furthest from any council estate please? Thank you.

I heard that Pardew ****ged Barton and, unsurprisingly, he's not best pleased.

Apparently he's available. Could he dajfu?

Ffs.

Play offs but wouldn't be surprised if we won the league.

Most people have a friend or two. If you book with a friend or two the booking fee will be cheaper each than the matchday surcharge. Hth.

RobM and his mates are obviously just a bunch of pussies if they were so worried last season.

What?! Seriously, wtf are you talking about?

Why is this insipid boring **** allowed back?