benjii

Merry Christmas, happy new year and a tender rimming to all of you.

Have the Daily Mail printed a transcript yet on the basis that you HAVE TO READ THIS FILTH TO APPRECIATE HOW SICK IT IS? Probably not, as pictures of flange in their undies is more likely to sell.

"Chartered engineer" trump "scientist", or words to that effect. Also, any of Romsey Phillips' pant wetting about the economics of installment plans etc.

LOL Deppo. You are my Xmas pressie every day (apart from when you're banned). By the way, my phone tries to predictively text your name as "Dropouts" which could not be less apt. TDD, hope you have a nice day tomorrow.

Happy Christmas all ;-) Please, no PMs.

Most teams in our division will probably emerge from the window weaker. If we can strengthen just a bit then the fixture backlog could really work to our favour.

Wow.

Torres would struggle too.

Yes, what's your point? Channel 4 would then be known as the porno channel and those not interested in porn, both of you, can avoid it like a DVDA.

This.

Presumably some of you ****ers reckon Christmas Day is Monday?

You what?

If I was a mod I would have my "delete" button ready!

By the way folks, there is a tube strike scheduled for Boxing Day. The dirty proles want triple time + a paid day off.

Serious?

- "Mr Chanrai, Mr Chanrai...!" - "What are you want Dave?" - "We need an extra £200k each month, please sir." - "Whathafugg?" - "Yes, you know that fat bloke who was here back in August?" - "The one the cartoon villain, he loved?" - "Yes." - "Yes?" - "He is coming back". - "Gofugyaself."

It won't be thrown out. They might think it's not worth it because the sentence will not be significant. Again, that's not really the fault of the legal system, more to do with sentencing policy which is politically driven.

I agree but that's not the legal system it's police policy.

Oh dear. I'm really gutted for them On a more positive note, I see ten League One games are off now so we aren't going to get cut adrift or suffer worse fixture congestion than most other teams.

Rule the First.

I can believe the Fonte bit perhaps (that a bid might be made, not that he's necessarily going) but can't for the life of me see what Lambert would offer Newcastle. He would only be an understudy for Carroll and I wouldn't have thought they would be too keen on spending a couple of million on a player frm the third tier in his late 20s to just sit on the bench. If he was 21,22,23 then maybe but they'd be better off concentrating on developing Ranger etc than signing Lambert. Also, I thought it was stated a few weeks ago that Newcastle had decided not to spend any money in January?

What is funded by the tax payer?

TBF, I don't think that's anything to do with the legal system per se, sounds more like a case of the police involved being not bothered to do their job properly.