benjii

Let's face it, cabin crew are basically a hybrid between shop assistants, cinema staff and waiters. It is a job that anyone without some limiting condition could do easily. It should command a salary of about £15-18k with a few extra perks like a nice hotel now and then and a **** up somewhere a bit naff.

Why on earth, seriously, is it referred to as a "Megastore"? It is a shop.

I am reminded of a particular song by all this (think I posted this on the lyrics thread elsewhere once!): I met a boy wearing Van 501's And a dope Beastie tee Nipple rings New tattoos That claimed that he Was OGT Back from '92 From the first EP. And in between sips of Coke He told me that he thought We were sellin' out Layin' down Suckin' up To the man. Well now I've got some Advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger You should know that I'm the man If I'm the man, Then your the man And He's the man as well So you can Point that ****in' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb **** I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip **** And then you bought one. I've got some Advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger You should know that I'm the man, If I'm the ****in' man Then you're the ****in' man as well So you can point that ****in' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, Dumb **** I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record Dip **** And then you bought one. All you read and Wear or see and Hear on TV Is a product Waiting for your Fairly dirty Dollar. So shut up and Buy, Buy, Buy, My new record. Buy, Buy, Buy, Send more money. **** you, buddy. **** you, buddy. **** you, buddy. **** you, buddy

I saw that - classic case of giving the keeper "the eyes"! (Or not!)

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10280~1906537,00.html If these don't make a Saints fan smile then nothing will. The one with Papa and the kid is brilliant (look at the Norwich players in the background!), as are the ones of the Saints platers lined up together and celebrating.

Yes, I agree. Get those Xmas cards in as well.

He was probably really nervous to be honest. It can manifest itself in different ways. I took a pen at SMS once and I was bricking it even though it wasn't important. Obviously I scored because I'm ace, but I'd give Antonio a break.

Lol.

Mayeb Big Wayne can put the willies up Leeds at the wkend?

Have I gone too far?

Bart, I loveski you too.

Best £1m ever spent. I want to kiss your shiny head.

Yippeee!

Lallana playing on the right? Is it 4-4-2 then?

The Sabbath is Friday.

Sounds like a good game again. Could go either way.

Also, may I just say, ahem... Marco Almeida Cosimo Sarli

I presume Saintandy666 also supports the invasion of China, Sudan, North Korea, Burma, Zimbabwe, USA (why not throw that in there!?) etc.... blah, blah.

One of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. The last sentence sums up perfectly the mentality of the "job for lifers" who litter unions and suchlike.

The thing is this: The embodiment of Elvis Pressly, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Kate Bush and Morrissey all rolled into one could win the X-Factor but they'd still be given a god-awful dirge for their first record.

Waigo is a great player for a League One team to have and anyone who can't see that knows jack **** about football.

What a silly thread.

Wow, record highs for the north!

The pitch should definitely be divided into quarters IMO, with one lino in each. Your idea would be a further evolution of that.