Dark Munster

It's the small ones you can't see that worry me.

Apart from De Ridder, Cork, Fox and Hooiveld.

Maybe it's because half their team are ex-Saints (and some of them want to add Lambert to that list).

Oh, a quiz, this is fun! Let's see ... a multi-billionaire, with not too many years left, buys a football club. He has no need of extra money. And what's the old saying: "To make a small fortune in football is to start with a large one." I think I'll stick my head out and go for option 1. Although, I don't think he was desperate. Which is more than can be said for a couple of Russian chancers I can think of.

Dalek and Hypo now on 3/3. The Derby game will see one (or both) fall.

Yes, but how many got promoted? (That's all that counts).

A dream team for Cheats FC after Stevie-boy gets the boot: Wigley the manager, with Gray as his assistant. Or the other way around. I'm not fussy.

Good shout. Peach MLT Beattie Crouch Lambert How many clubs can boast such a consistent production of brilliant penalty takers? How many have that lot missed between them? You could probably count the misses on the fingers of one hand.

We already are.

You mean they wouldn't even consider Stuart Gray?

Can't find it. Do you have a direct link?

But don't you wish you were wrong?

Don't you mean 3/8 each half?

60 seconds to get an equaliser.

Can anybody else see that losing at home to one of the worse teams in the div is not good enough !!. i for one want to see pompey move forward and strat playing football, the players are a good bunch and with s-cum comming up its time to bring in a decent manager !!! PUP The few are getting nervous about their impending rogering in December. Poor dears. ‘We didn’t deserve that – if we take our chances the game is out of sight, anyway. ‘There was one occasion where they must have had four or five fantastic blocks to stop us scoring.

They can do better than Hart. Come on Vladimir and Roman, you know it makes sense.

If Corpse keeps "PMSL", should we be kind and all chip in to buy some of these for her?

God, I hope not. If they manage to go deep into the playoffs, they may be able to con the gullible voters here to have the (broke) city fund the billion dollar stadium they're craving for.

Sounds like a nasty attack of Corteseitis.

Surely you can't be referring to a certain twitchy bastard who called the job a "poisoned chalice"?

Well, I suspect that was Chinny's plan at the beginning of last season. When that failed miserably, and he knew that it wouldn't be feasible in a skate's lifetime, he went to plan B: sell the rotten carcass to some none-too-bright chancers.

In fairness, they did actually avoid getting any red cards in their latest match. Although apparently that was not so much a change of character, but more a case of a blind referee missing a blatant elbow in the face by one of their players. The sight impaired referee also missed a blatant hand-ball penalty by another of their players. Strangely, Stevie-boy wasn't complaining about the ref's performance afterwards.

They did win at Derby. No mean feat.

I doubt it. We'd be too busy observing in amazement at the pigs flying overhead.