Dark Munster

Shocking defending.

‘I remember addressing the players around dinner time and said if anyone wanted to go home they could because I needed to give them that option. ‘If there wasn’t going to be a club, there wasn’t going to be any contracts. ‘The players then had to consider injuries because they would have their careers to think about. ‘But, to be fair, not one of them ducked it. They were fully committed. ‘For us, though, it wasn’t just about Portsmouth Football Club. There was football that had to be upheld. ‘Whether we were going to get paid or not, we had to play the game. If not, not only would we have messed up our own club but messed up every other club. ‘There was Hull City with a paying public going to the game, the league tables, the football pools and God knows whatever else. ‘That one had to be played, for sure, for football’s sake. ‘It wasn’t difficult to focus once you are there at the ground at 2pm or are on your way on the bus. ‘The hard part was probably 5.50pm on the Friday night when the news is rolling around Sky that we are about to fold. ‘That was on our minds through the evening meal, through the presentation we do on teams when we are away from home, through the night and maybe the following morning. ‘You go through some tough times in your career – and that was one.’ Well, I don't know about you, but that certainly brought a tear to my eye. How those brave footballers and manager bravely overcame Chinny's and Gayboy's handbag spat to soldier on to Hull, and despite the hellish adversities, still managed to play a game of football, no-one will ever know. I reckon we ought to phone up Liz and recommend an MBE for each of those brave lads, and a knighthood for Stevie-boy is surely the least he deserves.

What is it now, 1 win in 15 (ignoring the humiliating losses in friendlies)? Oh dear, with loan sharks and mobsters breathing down your neck, no wonder Stevie-boy is behaving even more deranged nowadays. It's almost enough to feel sorry for him. Almost.

How many goals has Heskey scored for England? How many goals has Crouch scored for England? Not the same.

Blue flares it is, then.

But the Fratton faithful shouldn’t be shifting too uncomfortably at the reading the Championship table makes at present. The make-up of the standings in the middle of September rarely bares any resemblance to how it will appear in the final reckoning. Well, the second sentence is partly true, but as pedg indicated, not in the way the writer meant. The Cheats currently lie 8 places above the drop zone. The first sentence is wrong. The phew should be "shifting very uncomfortably". In fact, if they weren't so stupid, they'd be shitting themselves.

Hmmm, another website that makes money by the number of hits it gets, and lies about showing a live stream. I wonder why they would do that?

This.

Mrs. Licka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjFlHHZ5Yw&feature=player_detailpage 22 goals in 44 appearances for England. And yet Capello only picks him as a last resort, and thinks players like donkey Heskey were better.

If that happens it would make all Saints' great escapes from the past seem like chicken feed!

Funny you mention that now, now that Cheats FC don't have a pot to piss in. If you'd suggested that 5 or 6 years ago we'd take you seriously.

In fairness, it could be the stress that his life (literally) depends on the Cheats getting promoted is getting to him.

If Hants go down by a margin of 8 points or less, I'd say it wasn't deserved.

I wouldn't mind them that much, if it wasn't for their obnoxious manager.

The Cheats had better be careful, because by the time they play us their "paper thin squad" will have so many suspensions that they'll have to start the car park attendant, the groundsman, the 12th man fan, and 65 year old Kanu, in their team. Of course that would give Corpse et al an excuse for the inevitable rogering they'll suffer when we play them at Krap Nottarf. Anyway, we shouldn't be too smug. After all, they did give 3 points to one of our promotion rivals, and most of their relegation rivals lost today. So the few can take comfort that they still have a massive 2 point gap between themselves and the drop zone.

Well, as Corpse Whore keeps reminding us, the rosy-cheeked bastard found a way around the points penalty rule when we went into administration. But the FL ignored that loophole and deducted the points anyway. One would expect the same thing to happen if this indeed is a loophole the DFCSBs can exploit. But we are talking about the Cheats here, so probably the FL will scurry away with their tail between their legs.

;):x:rolleyes: Just checking. Edit: Number 7 looks dodgy.

We have a winner! Looks like having superscripts has opened up a whole new can of worms.

Possibly, but at least one must be 0. Edit: Why are the smileys going all question-marky?

Cool, you can do superscripts. x3+y3=z3

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