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Correct, and an absolute bloody disgrace. Not to mention that if the unsecured creditor amounts had been summed properly (for example, with Child Maimer Jr. probably being at a much lower percentage), HMRC would probably have been well above the 25% level to block the CVA. That's what their QC should have focused on in court with Injustice Mann.

I don't think hypo is saying NA is going to be crap in the transfer market. But I agree with him that the jury is out, so to speak.

I have to agree. The jury is still out regarding NA being able to get in good players. It seems most Saints managers over the last 20 years were only good at getting the best out of an inherited or assembled squad, or good in the transfer market, but not both. Of course we've had our fair share who were crap at both.

Just after they went down pfc123 was so confident about Cheats FC's future that she said she wouldn't swap places with us 3 years from then. Well, it's been only just over 1 year, we're already in the same division, their squad is about 1/4 the size of ours, and they are owned by Russian money launderers versus our billionaire family. Did I mention Saints own our nice modern stadium outright, whereas Krap Nottarf is mortgaged to Chinny, with surrounding land owned by child maimer jr. Not to mention Chinny hovering around like a vulture ready to pick their carcass clean, and they still haven't serviced their CVA. But there is still hope for the Cheats: they are still ahead of us in the table - alphabetically.

Careful, don't fall for Corpse Whore's cunning plan.

I presume the spread legs are in honour of Avram's achievements. I guess it makes sense that they didn't put very much effort into producing this, bearing in mind they only have to manufacture about a dozen or so for their entire squad.

Yes, but despite Chinny circling like a vulture, ready to strip clean what's left on the rotten carcass, everything is just hunky dory at Cheats FC. The Russina mafia have nothing but the best interests of the club at heart, despite not actually owning that much. Just ask pfc123.

Strange ... only two "innocent" jokes so far.

Trust me, it's all going to end in tears.

Hate to say it, but first prize has to go to Mack. "Bass 'tards." I'll happily use that on a regular basis. DFCSBass'tards

Yes, it's quite worrying that the Cheats have now signed 2 players, whereas we haven't signed any yet. Of course we do have some crumbs of comfort in comparing squads.

So when are you and Mack going out for a pint?

Certainly if it were Injustice Mann that could well be very close to the truth.

The good news is that heavy rain is forecast. The bad news it's for Wednesday. http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/4282

It's the hope that will kill them. Excellent job!

This. Definitely needs to be included when The P**pey Takeover Saga Greatest Hits comes out.

That's a rhetorical question, right? As for the £5 million war chest figure, I'm not sure where that came from. Unless Stevie boy told the bald eagle to start spreading that rumour in order to give a subliminal message to the Russians.

As any veteran of this thread will know, they'll flick the v's and ignore the rules. And the FL will do sod all about it.

And our promotion.

"For now all our efforts and energy are on the team and the club but once we are satisfied all is moving in the right direction we will certainly communicate again concerning sitting down with the conference." I wonder if "sitting down with the conference" is pigeon English for "being demoted down to the Football Conference?"

If true, the odds of that happening are 1 in 16384. Might as well enjoy it while we can: unlikely to happen again in our lifetimes!

Ditto on Canucks. Shame about the result yesterday.

Sadly for Stevie boy, it looks like Brum may have binned his CV. He's putting on a brave face about it though. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/06/15/manual_121211.html&TEAMHD=soccer&BID=165

Fit. Very fit.

I don't doubt that they would love to. But, unless the Cheats are relegated by Christmas, I doubt they will have the luxury to be able to throw points away, since they will very likely be scrapping for points (in a vain) attempt to stay out of the bottom three.