Dark Munster

I thought he had a good game today. Stu Armstrong on the other hand ...

I reckon our bench would beat their bench.

West Ham’s lineup looks strong. Several players back for them. This could get ugly.

You can call a turd anything you like, but it's still a turd.

The majority over here can't stand the fascist Republican party. The problem is that the election system is at a banana republic level. Starting with the joke called the Electoral College, where someone like HRC gets 4 million more votes but loses to the Orange Turd, due to presidential elections being decided by how many electoral votes a state gives, rather than the popular vote that every other developed country does. Then there is the senate, which can block popular legislation (like banning assault weapons of war and stopping lunatics getting hold of them). That joke of a body has 2 senators per state, regardless of size. So for example California with about 40 million people has 2 (Democratic) senators, and Wyoming with only about 600K people also has 2 senators (Republicans, of course). Throw in unlimited legalised bribery (thanks to the fascist Republicans on the Supreme Court), along with gerrymandering for the House, and the whole system is FUBAR.

And don't forget the other half who'll suffer from Long Vaccine.

Crouch and not hiring the Welsh wanker.

Um, no Clown's donkey? Surely pound for pound our worst signing ever.

That sounds straight out of the Les Reed school of negotiation. If we value him at £20m (for example) then we tell Burnley take it or leave it. We aren’t (I presume) in the same situation as 2004 when we were skint.

Yes, the Forest and Wolves debacles were daggers in the heart, although the latter did get rid of the disastrous numpty. In fairness the Elland Road abomination needs to be added to that list, so Selles isn't blameless either.

If he gets a 10 match ban that will include their match at SMS.

By my count that's 0-4 for last 4 free kicks in JWP territory. I wonder if being one away from equalling Beckham's record is on his mind? Hopefully his excellent penalty today will relax him to bury his next free kick.

True. But if Dyche had been appointed instead of Nathan F*cking Jones I think we'd be above the drop line and with a good shout of survival.

I still remember the chorus of boos when he scored that fastest hat trick in PL history. My ears are still ringing.

The ship has long left the station and is now at the bottom of the ocean.

Toney, a perfect example of having a goal scoring front man being the difference between solidly upper half and rock bottom.

I noticed Haaland did that stupid knee slide celebration on at least one of his goals. I did a quick Google on his injury history and these popped up: Knee Problems Oct 29, 2020 Knee Problems May 28, 2020 Knee Problems Nov 14, 2019 As I said, our players aren't the only morons who do it. _____________ "My super strength is scoring goals," Haaland told BT Sport. "A lot of it is being quick in the mind and trying to put it where the goalkeeper is not." Are you listening, Che?

I’ve got peacock here in the USA but they aren’t showing it live. They are only showing a replay 24 hours after the match has finished.

Do they taste like chicken?

Damn you Selles. Just when I was getting used to my despair that relegation was inevitable, you are giving me a glimmer of hope.

No more than a yellow, all day long. Wasn't dirty, or stopping a player clean through on goal. A classic "taking one for the team." If one of our players had done it I'd be mentally patting him on the back.

Close to the end of the season I heard. Since he clearly will play against us I hope his ban doesn't start until they've played all our relegation rivals.

Current table if we'd beaten a dire Forest and 10-man Wolves at home.