Dark Munster

18 months tracking a fraud who is the worst PL manager in history. 18 f*cking months! You couldn't make it up. Rasmussen and Semmens.

Next Premier League manager to get sacked (via Sky Bet) Gary O'Neil - 9/4 David Moyes - 11/4 Jurgen Klopp - 9/2 Jesse Marsch - 6/1 Antonio Conte - 10/1 Brendan Rodgers - 10/1 Graham Potter - 10/1 20/1 bar Odds correct at 1945 GMT (04/02/23) The Clueless Welsh Muppet not even making the top 7. WTF?

Oi, Luggy was a decent manager for us. 1.23 points per game, well above average, solidly mid table. The other three (along with Pellegrino), as bad as they were, didn't come close to the absolute train wreck of this muppet (6 PL defeats in 7 FFS). And all of them seemed decent people, again in contrast to this fraud.

It's good the poll is anonymous, otherwise it could be considered tainted. As it stands > 96% want him gone. That's damning.

That's our only hope. And it needs to be done yesterday.

Red Dwarf and Spitting Image?

Relegation. Not sure by how much, but below 17th. We aren't currently cut adrift, and have a squad more than capable of finishing above 3 other teams. But with that clueless muppet in charge, and no sign of him being sacked until it's too late, I can only see one outcome.

Unfortunately they haven't backed the people who can create goals with a manager who can manage.

True that. Replace the clueless muppet of a manager with someone competent.

If he's a great dribbler I would like to see him use that to win lots of free kicks in JWP territory.

Far too soon to say. The last poll closed too soon. Hopefully this one will stay open longer.

Yes, but with a clueless muppet as the manager that's like buying a Ferrari LaFerrari and handing the keys to a drunken teenager.

They spend all that money and yet keep the clueless muppet of a manager in charge. Madness.

SR spend £100m on new players and yet they keep this joker in charge. It boggles the mind, and brings to mind the biblical phrase "don't throw pearls before swine". It's quite an impressive achievement to be worse than the Clown (Pellegrino, who was also more likeable as a person). I've been calling this buffoon the Welsh Wigley, but now I know I've been unfair on Wigley. In fact the only previous manager that I would (currently) put slightly below him on the shit manager list is Saggy. Even Branfoot was better than this waste of space, who is so out of his depth, and obnoxious and arrogant with it, that it brings tears to my eyes.

1 win and 6 losses in the PL. The shortest PL tenure was Frank de Boer who was sacked after 1 win and 4 losses. I think we have every right to slate him, and also definitely the jokers who hired him. And we're not "destroying" him. After he's sacked he'll be laughing (maybe even crying a bit) all the way to the bank.

When I logged on this morning I saw 5 new pages on this thread to read. We've got a new striker I excitedly thought. Then I read f*cking 5 pages about crisps.

According to my calculator: 1% times 99% < 1%

That is abominable, isn't it? The two jokers Ankersen and Semmens have a lot to answer for.

In fairness we are already well stocked with shit up front.

It's back up to 100% now, I heard.

Another brilliant JWP free kick!

Jones too may become a successful at a higher level. One day. Maybe. But we’re not in the position to give him that much time.

Have you booked your train ticket and hotel? I'd do it now before the prices go up!

I think he may still need some more rest. He looked very tired the last time he played strolled.

When I first heard about a Janny B. coming in I thought he was talking about a January Blockbuster purchase. Not Jan Bloody Bednarek. As for £25m for that Jackson lad, a forward who doesn't score goals, I'm having nightmares of another Carrillo fiasco. Hopefully Bournemouth are serious, and not just driving up the price to shaft us!