Junior Mullet

Let's hope he doesn't pull out injured for this one and for every international for the next 15 years.

Swap Saints and Newcastle and it's about right. Chelsea are my favorites to win the title ahead of City, Arsenal and then United.

Nope, in his words he had signed the contract but there was a change at Spurs and the deal was never completed. When he told me and a a room full at an after dinner speech he didnt mention his missus once.

We dominated and looked very fit. Shaw looks like he's going to be outstanding this year (England call up by end of season I reckon). Mayuka was offside way too much. Celta looked poor. Pressing game looks like it's getting even more effective. Add a lethal striker and we can be very excited about the season ahead.

Unlucky for us, number 13

Who do you think will replace them in the top 4?

Now we just need Targett to step up as first line cover for Shaw. I will be very happy when Fox leaves.

That'll look great in court

Couple of cracking saves from Boruc Who was the No 11 who took that freekick shown in the above highlights? Was it JWP?

JWP will be a really good player. His technique is superb.

Good lad. A detailed report on individuals and any noticible change in playing style would be very welcome :0)

A poorly timed slide-tackle on Guly

Not really. He's hands on with the football side and not just the company side. He's also a member of the transfer committee, so no, it makes perfect sense for him to be there. I'm told he also makes a wicked half time brew.

FFS he cant play 90 mins for club or country and he covers a fraction of the ground covered by the likes of cork and schneiderlin. Also has a terrible temperament and next year if he's here, you mark my words, opposing playing will be winding up left right and center until he snaps. Not a fan.

Been there, loved it and would go back. Stayed at an incredibly plush adult-only hotel full of honeymooners. We ate as much fillet steak and meat as we could and loads of gorgeous fresh fruit. You then step out of the resort and visit local shops and see locals collecting their rations for the week (small portion of chicken and no beef - beef is reserved for tourists and the government), get speaking to the barman and realise that at 21 years of age he makes several times more than his old man who is a doctor etc. It's a country like no other. Full of hipocracy, pride and colour. So glad I went before it changes.

Rule 1

Should we be excited? A good week or bad week for us? That's all we need to know for now.

Has he ever played a full match?

Captain selects dressing room music, so don't expect Adam to lose the armband without a fight.

Why? Good history, solid fanbase despite falling behind other London clubs in terms of the past few decades of success, never looked in danger of going down last season despite not being quite as good as us the year before, making some good signings that fit their brand of football. Now don't get me wrong, I don't like their brand of football, but it all stacks up well for them.

Saw him play in the Champions League and he was fantastic. Really stood out for them. As said above, a proper powerhouse in the Viera mould. Would happily upgrade Cork for Wanyama.

Depends whether he signs

Forren over Yoshida? Otherwise this looks pretty.

Not being funny MLG but what do you know about Katharina and her ambitions? Cortese has incredible ambition, plans and the ability to action them, but I wonder what you know about Katherinas motivation and intentions other than her resources which are a matter of fact and beyond question.

Apparently refusing to sign, instead slurring "don't you fecking know who I am"