Raging Bull

Just spent 20 minutes laughing at celebrity refs!

Lol, get over yourself princess

FBI

Plantagenets

Space

Defender

Trojan horse

Paris

Pixar

Rose

Is Ralph gonna be getting his mits on a respectable size budget?

Wales

I never recommend drinking alcohol in the morning, it f***s with your perspective on life and realities

When will this be, what’s wrong with him?

Local hairdressers?

Madonna

Watching Bennett wonder why the ball bounced so high whilst getting his positioning horrifically wrong every single time gave my grandad hope that he could dust off his boots and toe punt some forwards again. Easily the worst centre back we’ve had

House

I can’t for the life of me work out why he just kept on playing, make me really suspicious

Get a grip you f*****g bell end.

I’d sell him just for that stupid moustache and chin poo stripe he was sporting last night. He looked like Fontes butler

Knob

Aren’t united looking at Southgate?

Glazing

Textbook