Raging Bull

Britney

Contagious

I once saw Rasiak run for the ball at more than 5 mph. Poor fu***r was never the same afterwards.

On a serious note sh**house, do you get paid to be a mod or is it simply for boners?

Well I agree with him there, losing the double chin can be an issue for some after the summer off.

It’s been shockingly s**t for years, they must lose a small fortune because of it.

4-0 saints, our best ever opening day in the top flight

No, just don’t think he’s correct. If Gabbi and sick note get enough support we’ll score goals. We improved massively in the short time sparky had at the end of last season and we’ll continue to play in his form this season. If I were a betting man I’d put money of Armstrong making quite a difference to us going forward, too.

F**k me you lot really are a bunch of tarts. We’ll be mid table and looking to build on it next season. We’ll be fine.

Any chance you can do some night time stalking around the players mrs’s. Would be a s**t sight more interesting than stalking the players. Bedtime pictures would be great too, thanks in advance.

Rattle

Metallica

Well if they've got their hands full doing this it's no wonder they're not concentrating and we're conceding goals.

Yes I gathered that from reading the article... I was under the impression that lard was itk so was maybe suggesting it’s us that’s gonna sign him

Going to sign?

Well there you go. The expert has spoken.

Little

Gastric

F*****g perfect for this place then

Uridine monophosphate

Plectrum

Wimpy Kid

Alright SKD, don’t go on about it

They no do drug test in China!

Christian