Raging Bull

Way past your best and trying too hard princess. Take a day off.

Saints defence

Repetitive

Getting it into the mixer for the big man to attack FFS

Maybe he’s going all Dion Dublin and is about to launch a property career due to all the spare time his body gives him

Bowel movement

You know I used to think people who had this opinion weren’t proper fans just a few years ago. However a few of us cancelled our season tickets a couple of seasons back after having them for a long time, because it’s dire and we can’t muster the enthusiasm anymore so I completely agree with you. I personally have spent thousands following my club around and we’ve been completely mugged by KL, she’s well and truly f****d us up the wrongun. The clown that sadly owns us couldn’t give a flying 1 and we will go down at some point, and as for Steele saying we don’t need to sell any big name players anymore, well that’s horse s**t isn’t it, there isn’t anyone f*****g decent left worth big money you bulb!

Boundaries

Show off

M i n g e

*****

Maple

Batman’s

I know this is gonna go down like a fart in a lift but it was actually Lowe that rejected them. I vividly remember him saying that to all intents and purposes it was 1 of the worst deals ever.

It’s just an expired SSL certificate

Web

She loaned SFC the money to which she made 5% on

Indeed, crooks is by far the worst out there. Pogba could sh it on the centre spot and he’d be in his team of the week with an inspired curling effort

Auction

On top of all of this horse s**t we’ve been fed for years, the loans that were lent to the club by fat Kat (can’t remember how many millions it was) were charged at 5% so she’s been rinsing it for f*****g ages then thrown us under the bus for good measure. I’m not say that she’s not entitled to profit from those loans (I would) but everything they tell us is that it’s to progress the club and this Chinese 2 hat was supposed to take us on to the next level.

Hook

Puppet

Jockey

Space

Tattoo