Raging Bull

They’ve realised he’s not a real footballer

Storm

Flood

Well I don’t use Tap Talk but I have to say it’s really bloody annoying to have the site fitting and jumping around every 10 seconds!

Sniffing

Is he 1 of your many faces, too? #justforclarity

You will be banned

Birmingham City if I was a betting man

Rip

He’s an old mate of mine, used to room with him when representing the Tyro league on the IoW. Good lad he was.

I’m in Romsey, shall I check? I could throw frogs legs at him to test his temperament

Ruddock on Stuart Pearce. Proper tackle and Pearce just got back up

COCK

Dill doh dill doh

greg rusedski

Jeremy Clarkson Janet Street Porter Mary Beard The chuckle brothers David Icke

Nominate

All blacks

How much did you borrow?

Calm down JB we’ve got a whole summer of n0b jockerie ahead of us with countless doom and gloom posters with too much time on their hands spouting turgid drivel. MB’s avatar will be 1 of the only up sides!

Da fuk??? Anyway Yankee boy, it’s spelt colour not color

Handy when coming from behind too

Imagine if derby win. We’re gonna be hearing “Frank Lampard’s Derby” over and over and over.

If I played for us and that turned out to be our new kit I’d hand in a transfer request. Kin awful that is, looks like a cut and shut. Sent from my iPhone using my c ock and the clever d!ck app

Feck me, don’t do that you’ll have Chris bloody Packham all over us like a tramp on a chip