Raging Bull

I’m in Romsey, shall I check? I could throw frogs legs at him to test his temperament

Ruddock on Stuart Pearce. Proper tackle and Pearce just got back up

COCK

Dill doh dill doh

greg rusedski

Jeremy Clarkson Janet Street Porter Mary Beard The chuckle brothers David Icke

Nominate

All blacks

How much did you borrow?

Calm down JB we’ve got a whole summer of n0b jockerie ahead of us with countless doom and gloom posters with too much time on their hands spouting turgid drivel. MB’s avatar will be 1 of the only up sides!

Da fuk??? Anyway Yankee boy, it’s spelt colour not color

Handy when coming from behind too

Imagine if derby win. We’re gonna be hearing “Frank Lampard’s Derby” over and over and over.

If I played for us and that turned out to be our new kit I’d hand in a transfer request. Kin awful that is, looks like a cut and shut. Sent from my iPhone using my c ock and the clever d!ck app

Feck me, don’t do that you’ll have Chris bloody Packham all over us like a tramp on a chip

and I quote "supplemented by actual combat competition, theoretical courses and on-site observation. Through effective means to improve the overall quality of children and cultivate students" Alan Hebrew looks like a proper Alan Partridge

Where was this said? Got a link? Cheers

Anyway, I really don’t get this BS about betting companies as sponsors. If you’re dim enough to gamble, a name on a shirt won’t be the thing that makes you do it.

As long as there aren’t any plumbs on display with stockings instead of socks

It’s a cunning plan by Ralph to prove to everyone at the club just how shockingly s**t the squad as a whole is.

Well we’re getting our pants pulled down to expose the teams embarrassingly small todger today then

Plant

I’d love to see this

Provided Ralph gets some decent funds I’m really excited about next season. Calling any ITK’s to this thread for an extra Saturday night cheer up!

Spud