Raging Bull

Is Ralph gonna be getting his mits on a respectable size budget?

Wales

I never recommend drinking alcohol in the morning, it f***s with your perspective on life and realities

When will this be, what’s wrong with him?

Local hairdressers?

Madonna

Watching Bennett wonder why the ball bounced so high whilst getting his positioning horrifically wrong every single time gave my grandad hope that he could dust off his boots and toe punt some forwards again. Easily the worst centre back we’ve had

House

I can’t for the life of me work out why he just kept on playing, make me really suspicious

Get a grip you f*****g bell end.

I’d sell him just for that stupid moustache and chin poo stripe he was sporting last night. He looked like Fontes butler

Knob

Aren’t united looking at Southgate?

Glazing

Textbook

Yep, had a fair few pairs of boots from there, too, throughout the 80’s & 90’s. Although never Puma Kings as they fell apart on everyone I knew that had them within a few months, plus my mum was a price pikey and wouldn’t pay for them. It was Patrick and Diadora all the way. Walking into Toomers as a kid was like utter heaven.

Run by an extreme right dictator?

Alpine Saint??

CONSPIRACY THEORY CLAXON ALLERT K Billy & Guan mention Flores (just google saints web forum and you'll see that google see K Billy & Guan as highly relevant to what people are searching for) so his odds drop like a stone. K Billy & Guan lump a shed load on Ralph however you say his name and clean up...

Am I missing something here as I thought K Billy has effectively told us its Flores?

Forward

If we score on Saturday I’m gonna run down to the dugout and dramatically slam a water bottle into the ground in front of the miserable 1

points

And Hull when we’re in the championship next season (provided Nige doesn’t take them down)

Tampax are trying to sponsor the directors box. They’re looking for a bunch of c***s going through a really tough period.