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To be fair, Pulis never puked on the pitch, did he. His crowning achievement.... not throwing up.

So, whats your bet for our finishing position next season, Go on, blurt it out mate, your heads going to explode soon if you dont.

"....strike pair David Connolly and Patrick Agyemang, who should provide goals if they can stay fit...." Thats sorted, then. Get your bets down on promotion.

I'm with jamie and turks on this. Quite a few games last season were crying out for a Sharp-type player, loads of chances going begging and just needing a good poacher to convert one, not necessarily as a starter, more an impact sub. I can understand why he's being shifted on though.

Professional football is not like an ordinary job though, is it. Your management team see you perform in training every day, for however many hours they train. We only see 90 minutes on a saturday. If the manager doesn't want to play him based on what he's seen, which is a hell of a lot more than we have, than that's that.

Already been ruled out, from the sound of it. And tbh, I don't really see how it would help the high street; how much browsing can you do in 15 minutes? That said, it ought to be easier and cheaper to park in town. You used to have to queue to get in to the NCP, (which is empty nowadays, probably because their charges are eyewatering.) The East St carpark is still ok and pretty reasonable, but more awkward to get to from the west.

If its the one I'm thinking of, it was pure comedy gold. They kept scoring for fun, and the ref kept disallowing them. Like you say, it was ages ago so might have been another game altogether, tbh.

Was that the game where blackpool had three disallowed for offside, and McGoldrick hit the bar in injury time?

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Looks like that Spanish train driver is getting blamed for the crash, by going too fast into a bend. If I was him, I'd be straight on the phone. To Vicky Pryce.

^ Good point from Jonny. That would be Space Rape, and those two wouldn't take no for an answer.

Not exactly frankie boyle territory, is it. Most of the jokes on this thread are lifted straight from sickipedia. I shudder to think what you'd make of these...... http://www.sickipedia.org/forum/index.php?topic=77488.0

Agreed. Will be interesting to see whether or not he cuts it in the prem, particularly given the long drawn-out hype surrounding him.

AL and SRL do work together extremely well. As for AL going down too easily (fnaar fnaar,) well he is lightweight; literally, not disparagingly. His trickery also makes him more likely to get knocked over, and there isn't much of him to knock. I'd be gutted if he left.

He's probably got a book out. Possibly ghostwritten.

Will be interesting to see how he does in the npc. Presumably, if any pl clubs had thought he was worth the money/hype, thats where he'd be heading.

The trouble with octoporn is its gets so messy. All that ink.

I remember Keegan saying exactly this on a radio interview, that club owners were queuing up with blank chequebooks and telling their managers "go out and buy the title", like Blackburn / Walker. But only one of them could do it.

What?

I'm too skinny to entertain the idea, but I know a few fat fùckers who could use one.

Good point. I'd love to see a few of their browsing histories....

If this happens, I will demand that Cortese steps down. The rainfall buck stops there, no excuses.

Thats a normal day in Glasgow.