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Rickie Lambert is also one of the players who gets hugely and visibly frustrated when Gaston attempts yet another hopeless shot on goal/mazy run through an impossibly packed defence from a great position after a promising buildup, rather than passing or crossing the ball. He's got so much potential, but seems to think that he's already Messi.

Thank you Mr Hall, just "guilty" or "not guilty" will do.....

Just used my wife's computer to send an email. The spam filter must be broken, because there's loads of messages in her inbox about penis enlargement. Its odd though, because they all start the same way. "Dear Mrs Stevens, further to your enquiry...." Oh, and we should keep Gaston imho. (he added, trying to stay on topic)

Since you posted, there are now three more pages. Enjoy.

Yep. He is the Ronnie O'Sullivan of football.

Now, I'm not suggesting anything about our former managers, but could you see money changing paws in that scenario?

Go on Glasgers, get those chickens counted.

Working til half eight. Then walked the dog. Its a mad social whirl here, I can tell you.

Whats happening then? I just got home.

Brains faggots? Luxury. When I were at t'school, we got spam fritters or nowt. Mind you, we had it tough.

So many people are sending me bad jokes about Tarbuck, I just don't get it. Am I really the only one who fancies her?

Dont be so sure. The tories are putting out feelers, just tonight Nigel Lawson has said we should pull out of the EU. Why do you think UKIP have been getting the votes they've had lately? No party can afford to ignore that message from the electorate.

Sounds good, I'm assuming you've tried them?

Why does a sleep-all-day vampire care about the sunshine? Oh, and if you hate all-inclusive and the Dominican Republic, ffs avoid Cuba like the plague. Florida?

Barroso said years ago that we couldn't remain in Europe "half-in and half-out", when we (ie. Blair and co) were considering whether or not to ditch sterling and adopt the euro. For those with short memories, yes, that horrifying scenario actually was a possibility for a while, and stamping on it is one of the few things I give Gordon Brown credit for. We didn't join the eurozone. It is unlikely that we will do so, at least in my lifetime. Europe has not ceased trading with us, not least because Europe gains far more from their trading relationship with the UK than we do. If we left Europe tomorrow, other european countries would continue to trade with us. We have nothing to lose by renegotiating the terms of our EU membership except a small amount of goodwill from other european countries who already dislike us anyway.

Biebers dad bought him a powerful new motorbike for his birthday recently. Justin was thrilled. He spent the whole afternoon helping Ken ride it round the living-room floor, with Barbie on pillion.

A proper grand piano couldnt be just shoved over like that. Its an electronic fake one, which is also why it continued playing after the "assault". And biebers a well-known coc[deleted on legal advice] fwiw, I reckon the attacker was really a spurned lover.

That piano went down easily. Just like Bieber......

Check out the beginning of the vid clip of Leandra Le Maistre, is she tucking herself in? She does have a decent pair of lungs, to be fair.

Does sound tasty, doesn't it. A goal a minute, including injury time?? See if you can get a couple of tickets bearsy, I'm up for that game.

If we did happen to go down, (and personally I just don't see that happening,) then I seriously doubt that Pochettino will have anything to say about it next season. At least, not as manager of SFC.

To be fair, so did Lallana.

F*ck.

You could say exactly the same about nick griffin. Vile party, vile policies, but imho easily the most persuasive and articulate current party leader in the UK. I well remember him getting phoned early in the morning by the Today programme, clearly unprepared, to answer questions about what shade of brown someone had to be before they could become a BNP member. They were obviously trying to ridicule him, but he wiped the floor with the presenter, who ended up being the one looking a prat. Frightening.