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Miaow.

WITAF does that mean? And this thread, while a good idea, belongs on the muppet show.

True. She speaks clearly and fluently.

That's very true, now you mention it. Could we loan him out to the space station? NASA have shedloads of dosh.

He's been out of the starting line-up for so long now that you've got to wonder if he's ever likely to regain his previous form. I'm certain that he and the club have done everything possible to return him to fitness, but he's not a regular starter and I can't help but think that he may not be. I was absolutely gutted when he got injured at the etihad when he was practically nailed on for a place in the world cup squad, nobody would have deserved it more imho. But those type of injuries are very hard to come back from, and the time it takes must have a serious effect on the player as well.

Eh? What's he done then?

Shame about liverpool losing to burnley. Not.

Oh dear.

I haven't seen enough game time to agree or disagree, but the board must surely have considered CPs tactical ideas beforehand?

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Come off it. He's not serious about it, he was clearly making a jokey comment about people writing the manager and board off after one game. I can't believe anyone could have read that comment and taken it seriously, and tbh I found it rather amusing, which is why I replied in the same vein.

Have you considered the faint possibility that Saint Robbie just may have been joking?

I'd go along with this assessment. After all is said and done, the manager should have got it sorted by now. Puel out!!

That's settled then. He must be sh*t.

Eh? If a player deliberately commits a foul, does that not count as cheating?

I only saw part of the second half and the motd highlights, redmond looked sharp, keen and dangerous to me. Maybe he was carp in the first half, I don't know apart from the brief highlights on the beeb, but second half he looked very good. Obviously it's going to take some time for him to get used to the other players, playing relationships don't develop immediately, but I was pretty impressed. I don't understand the negativity after one prem game.

Long would quite possibly have won us the game if he hadn't been cynically hauled down by the last defender. I'm also pleased by the automatic yellows for dissent, let's hope the refs stick with that.

Everyone, stick a crafty fiver on Watford winning the title! How many of us lost out not punting on Leicester last season?

Does anyone know what was actually said on social media? I don't do twitter or facebook at all myself, but wouldn't anything racist or threatening get removed from those anyway?

Very chuffed with that.

Has it occurred to anyone but me that the Remain campaign was more flaccid than a pensioner whose viagra has run out? And that although the former and current prime ministers both campaigned in favour of staying, there was an immediate statement that regardless of the narrow vote, leave means leave? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I do think there's a hell of a lot more to this than meets the eye.

Those warranties aren't worth the paper they're written on. I got one with my hyundai coupe, it needed a fair bit of work despite having a new mot, none of it was covered by the warranty.

I was helping Justin Bieber to arrange his new song. "What pitch should it be in?" he asked. "I'm thinking G for the verse and D for the chorus." "I'd rather put you in A and E," I replied.