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Such scepticism is unbecoming on a forum as civilised as this one.

....only because the stokies can't afford to bet as much as southerners.

Why are people taking this seriously? It's a long running forum in-joke.

Part of me says please let this happen. Another part says who will they raid us for next if it does.

I suspect that the reaction will be "meh".

I wonder what the media would call it if there was ever a scandal about a gate?

This. Contracts cover all sorts of agreements, not just personal terms.

Yes, that's the one. Same c*nt who deliberately wrecked Haalands leg and finished his career. And the same c*nt who held ma n u to ransom on his ludicrous pay demands, thereby starting the whole massively overblown pay structure we're now seeing in football. I wish him a slow and painful death.

Apparently it's not jamie. It's brett, not our celebrated former submarine chef.

Given that he plans to cup it in his hands and then clap, the sh*t's going to hit the fan.

You can block his posts if you like.

This.

I'm not disagreeing eric, but out of interest how do you know that as a fact?

A glance over the shoulder, a flick of the hair and a lick of the lips can be the sexiest thing in the world. But according to my doctor, it's not appropriate during a rectal exam.

Nice one. It's not just france. Most italian bathrooms have them, and until fairly recently spanish ones did as well. I quite like them, especially when I've overslept and don't have time for a shower.

Neatly done, sir.

There's a simple answer to this. Introduce the candiru.

Good luck to your dad, I hope he recovers quickly. It's stressful travelling as you get older.

Welcome to my world, jonny.

As far as I'm concerned the scouse c*nt can keep playing down our players. Maybe the dippers won't raid us as readily next window.

It also means our exports are more competitive, so it balances out for the overall uk economy. When that well-known staunch anti-european Michael Heseltine was in thatchers cabinet, he was forever banging on about the pound being too strong and that it would be far better for the UK economy if it weakened against other major currencies. I'd guess that he might have some slight grasp of basic economic theory given that he served as president of the board of trade and deputy prime minister. In fact, and I'm sticking my neck out here, I'd also wager that he probably knows more about economic theory than any of us.

The waiting room was full when the doctor came in and switched on his microphone. "Could everyone with an appointment say 'ah'?" he said. So we all did. "That's good, now take a deeper breath and repeat it," he told us. "aaaah," we replied. "Just once more, try to make it as long as you can.." The others started going "aaaaaaah" while I raised my hand. "Is this really necessary?" I asked. "I've only got a sprained ankle." "Surgery opens in five minutes," he replied. "I'm recording the soundtrack for the kitten clips on You've Been Framed."

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Hypo, while I fully agree that he's a c*nt and what he did was something I'd never do myself, I don't think enough has been made of the situation the woman put herself in. If you willingly get too drunk to retain consciousness, have consensual sex with a footballer you've only just met, then ask another footballer to give you oral sex before passing out, I'd suggest she must bear some responsibility as well. You have a duty of care to yourself. I'd also don't understand the concept of the psychological trauma caused by the event given that she said in court that she doesn't remember anything after asking him for oral sex as she was unconscious throughout.