Deppo

West Yorkshire?

I might wait to hear Delldays opinion before committing myself.

I think you'll find it's spelt "Tina"

Crumbs! I like their Do It For Pilks (DIFP) thing, it's like our Win It For Markus (WIFM) thing, although Pilkington has only broken his leg or something.

What is "pizzed"?

I love the news.

We WILL win this. We WILL be in the Championship (goal difference aside) at 5pm today.

Rats prefer grains and meat. You might be confusing rats with mice, but even mice like things like tuna (and chocolate apparently)

I have alerted The Samaritans who have called in a few extra phone operators

Shouldn't you be on the Samaritans website?

Shut up, Bin Laden

17th May 2003, it was the day I decided to support Saints and the only game I have ever been to. I went with my Mum because she had won tickets off the radio. I can't remember who we played, but I know it was an away game because we had to travel outside Southampton - it may have been Cardiff or Swansea? Anyway, the best bit of the whole day was at the interval when we ate the cheese and marmite sandwiches mum had made and drank weak lemon from a flask (if I recall it properly, we had a flask each). I can't really remember much about the game, I was just caught up in the excitement of going out. I think we won, but to be honest I wasn't paying that much attention to the game. Great day out though.

Yet again, your responses are completely irrelevant and miss the point. The video I posted is a response to Dunes video about celebrating "empire day"

I think that suggesting there will be a minutes silence in Bradford or Luton is bordering racist (and if not racist, then just quite offensive as you are basically saying that those areas (known for having Asian populations) will all be supporters of Bin Laden, who will have a minutes silence). Glad though that you've not disagreed about the psychotic stuff - there is something disturbing about some of your posts.

Crumbs. I prefer it when you're suicidal on the main board rather than semi-racist and psychotic in the lounge

Don't be so filthy

And what else would you require?

Why don't you grow a pair?

Yes, unless they are ineligible. If they are ineligible we could get a points deduction.

If we win tomorrow I am on the pitch. If we lose tomorrow I am on the gin.

Two non-topic jokes and a sarcastic post from Sparkysaint. Boj will have you all banned for life for such heresy.

Whilst cruising for pornography I accidentally stumbled on this: http://pompeypages.com/2011/04/25/scummer-alert-jack-cork-burnley/ A Pompey website has come up with a new idea for an article called "WATCH OUT THERE’S A SCUMMER ABOUT!" where they warn Pompey fans of future former Saints in opposing teams before matches. Its pretty tedious stuff and not worth reading, except for the comments at the bottom of the page, which I thought were amusing, especially the repeated pleading that "it is only a bit of light-hearted banter" by the admin. Boj, feel free to infract me for this thread.

I think there will be 4500.