Deppo

Great goal!

Well, certainly more original and certainly more funny than your dire efforts.

On one of those boards they claim that Southampton have spent £7m this season. Any diea where they got that figure from?

So, out of fairness to Dr Who, that's just what he's done: picked out an alpine post that struck him as funny. Certainly doesn't warrant your reaction, old friend.

Did you know that first ever rules of badminton were created in Portsmouth?

maybe if you are a tradesman, you could have a designated "rank" such as PLUMBER or ELECTRICIAN (maybe even a phone number). I know that Junction 9 would be pleased to have this service available as he's got loads of work from SWF without even having such an advertising service. Who knows, tradesman such as J9 may even wish to pay a little extra on their subscription for the advertising?

Homophobe.

Imagine what it'd be like if UKIP were running the country.

Stop stalking me, Hamster.

I then pull out a sprig and rub it in my eyes. I don't know whether it is my masturbating or the herbs that are making me parsley-sighted.

"Premier League, you're having a laugh!"

Perfect.

I am obsessed with dune. I admit it. I have found out where he lives and I rummage through his bins and lick out his empty yoghurt pots and I also masturbate into his herb garden.

Also, wasn't the point of the chants to annoy Blackpool and Holloway? And isn't the fact that he mentioned it proof that it worked? I think it's a bit hypocritical for fans to have a go at Holloway for having a go at us for having a go at him. That was the point. Wasn't it? It should have been more annoying if he hadn't said anything about it, like it didn't bother him one iota. Except it did annoy him. Which annoys us. For some reason. Its always more annoying to me when I hurl abuse at Hypocondriac and he doesn't respond. I like it when he does respond.

Those little hedges suggest to me that we didn't make our disrespect strong enough. Shame on you, Saints fans. Next time we play one of his teams, I think we should sing, "Ian Holloway is a c*nting f*cknugget and [insert his team here] should go p*ss up a rope", just so that he understands how little respect we have for him and his team. It needs to be clearer.

He has plenty of that, I reckon.

TBF, didn't this thread start with the OP quoting another poster from another thread that they have "traipsed" through? Aren't you just pulling him up for something you've done yourself? I think they call this mote-beam mechanism in psychology. It's similar to projection. I'm not being critical. Just saying, like.

I notice you noticed another of Andrew's posts. You're becoming obsessed.

Exactly. We should do it as a warm-up next time we're at the gym.

Holloway has alway been like that Brighton will always be like that We are through. Who cares?

The two out of three you 'predicted' days ago hardly make you Nostradamus.

Of course they should, you callous buffoon. What value do you put on a human life?

He always does seem to show his class when we play against opposition from higher up the leagues. If we can keep until we get to the Premiership, I think that'll be the stage where he'd really shine.

When is the next round draw?

When you get a bit older you'll learn to jump to massive conclusions based on zero evidence. Read the 'Jo Yeates' thread or the Daily Mail to see how this is done with real brilliance.