BlakeySFC

Have to agree with the bedwetters on this one, he's so negative and the football is just so boring to watch. Playing for a 0-0 draw tonight was just insane.

Bale v Derby (a)

Get the Chinese in ASAP so we can put him on £140K a week and keep him!

Thought he'd retired?

Looks more like a badge to me.

I don't like hunting full stop, but if it's Deer/Stag only then it's not a huge deal to me.

BT Sport 1 for me.

Can a fat lass not have a Chinese take-out in peace?

sh!te as always, no idea why people still buy these things, they stopped making innovative and exciting phones 4 years ago and are ridiculously far behind the tech curve.

Bottom half table finish assured.

Me too

As I'm not an STH or Member anymore I'm gonna have to wait and see if I can get away tickets on general sale before booking flights etc., probably means they'll be astronomical prices but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

We gon dun sonnae

Ryman - Official Pen provider of Southampton FC

Gonna put a bet on 5-0 United.

If he does go to United I can't see us agreeing to sell until we've got a replacement in at this late stage of the transfer window, it would be sheer lunacy, and Saints don't do panic and lunacy in regards to transfers.

Incorrect I'm afraid chap, our first fixture that season was Derby away. Bale made his debut and scored a cracking free kick to put us 1-0 up, they equalised through Seth Johnson, we went 2-1 up thanks to BWP, then they scored in injury time of the 2nd half through Paul Peschisolido to make it 2-2. Other than that the rest of your post is otherwise agreeable

Bertrand just signed a new contract, f@cking hell guys

Someone needs to tell the Mirror that's our actual home changing room and not a 'fake' one.

Are we going to sign another player this window? Just over two weeks until the start of the season...

If we don't get a replacement for Mane in I think we could end up in the bottom half of the table. Seriously need to sign some players asap, worrying times.

Fonte next please!

I thought all Virgin customers get sky sports for free anyway?

Le Big Mac pour Gignac

Anyone who thinks an entire religion of 1.6 billion people worldwide is to blame for the actions of the 1% of Extremist Muslims who distort the peaceful worlds of Islam is a f@cking moron as far as I'm concerned. Are the IRA representative of all Christians/Catholics? Are the KKK? No, didn't think so. Don't be such f@cking close-minded idiots, Islam is a peaceful religion. It's this f@cking ignorant EDL/BNP/UKIP rhetoric that caused people to vote to leave the EU and all the hate-crimes that have gone with it. Lies, deceit and Islamophobia.