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Butterflies. Gwyneth Paltrow. Rob Lee having a bad day. Etc. Etc.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: I believe the young people say "Epic Fail. LOL!!" What, exactly, are you a Professor of?

Ignoring the fact that they scored their 2nd after 57 mins and we had "given up" 20 mins before Wanyama came on.

Alfred Hitchcock?

Wrong. He played, got booked and sulked. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/fixtures-results/match-report/index.aspx?matchid=3519878

Certainly on one occasion.

What is your role?

No. It was today.

Only when he's not doing his "Uncle Dave" impersonations at Bournemouth games for Radio Solent.

Wasn't me.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/palace-tickets-on-sale-now-1368566.aspx Pretty self explanatory.

Solipsism? I'm amazed more people don't believe in it.

I don't think I misheard this, but the idiot Barker stated in his pre-match interview on Solent that the defeat at Scun thorpe, would get "the lads feet back on the ground." I couldn't believe what he was saying as they hadn't done anything to get excited about having fluked a 1-0 against Wimbledon in their previous match and lost to Torquay in their last home game.

Not on BT site. Just saying.

Don't ever reimburse someone based on an estimate. Insist on a paid invoice.

I'm sorry? But where from your Chateau in The Dordogne, or wherever, do you come by that little gem? You really have turned yourself into "Alpine-lite" in the last few months, haven't you?

BT site? http://sport.bt.com/sportfootball/football/live-football-on-bt-sport-S11376627423099

You could have added; "She's left me and gone back to live with our mum."

Or,.... he's just a lying c unt.

Impossible to tell if you don't include a smiley. You may, possibly, come across as an ar se.

I was in my car.

Just used it myself an hour ago. Hadn't read this thread. Wasn't aware they had put lights there. Was I supposed to stop?

I went on a date last night. I'm now banned from Waitrose.

What reports? Post one up, you repetitive, bull sh itting dullard.