Lets B Avenue

Mud Wrestling?

Probably the best reason.

Bring back Bearsey and stripes. and the F.A. cup.

Stop being such a dullard while The Bear is away. You some sort of MLG wannabie? Yo!

Going by bike.

Just because they didn't say it. I'll be taking a bag of cash down and enjoying the looks on their faces when they have to count it.

Where have you seen this?

No sh*t.

I'm sad enough to keep my tickets. Even 20/20 matches at Uxbridge. Agree with most of your list, except for Arsenal £25.50, Norwich £35, Reading £45 and Sunderland £34. All before any Cortese tax.

They have a hygiene problem though. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/10065806/Brighton-and-Hove-Albion-investigate-Crystal-Palace-dressing-room-dirty-protest-after-Gus-Poyet-email.html

Feck me. You bug ger off to the Test match for a couple of days. Freeze your nads off watching pis poor batting. Drink too much. Bust your diet with late night curries. But then to get home to find out that this boards bestest poster has been banned due to a Mods humour by-pass, is too much. Acceptable behaviour: Trolling. Repetitive bullcrap. Snide putdowns. Agendas. Not acceptable: Humour. Gentle putdowns. Hang your head, Chalet.

Against whom?

Only? ONLY?? This is Saints we are talking about.

Essex 33-6!!! 2 each for Tommo and Balcs plus 2 run outs.

Son? Is that you?

Went on Monday to O2 at Bompey to see James supported by Echo and the Bunnymen. The two bands I have seen more than any other, playing together. Echo were great, with Mac in the best form since the nineties IMHO. reminded us what a poor imitator Liam Gallagher is. 14th sighting (inc. Electrafixion). James were as magnificent as they always are, with the whole band really enjoying themselves. 18th time Ive seen them.

"Not clever enuff to drive, me. I leave it to her indoors and that Kevin Bond bloke."

Gary MacKenzie. Centre-half for Franchise FC in 2010/11 and scored in the "Jonno Quick" game at St Marys. Gone on loan to Blackpool as Paul Ince must like him.

I'll vote for Danny Wellbeck.

I agree. It really is sh it when people do that.

A tramp walks past a woman on the edge of a cliff, trying to pluck up the courage to jump off. "If your gonna top yourself, can I have a sh ag first?" says the tramp. "No! Go away you horrible, smelly man." "Fine." he says "I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

Beat them in 81/82 and 82/83.

Trousers uncle? George Flares? Dave Zipper? John Denim? (My favourite) or Martin Legg?

I thought "Roger" was an 8 year old, judging by his posts, but he claims to have been 8 when Hillsborough happened. Perhaps it affected him?

Dont be so blinkered.