Lets B Avenue

The last 8 of those 20 games were under Pardew.

Sauce?

Including, don't waste your time putting a great one on Long's head?

You've been doing it even longer.

I don't recall hearing about Wenger meeting up with Vardy at Herne Bay, on the quiet.

Get your hearing tested.

Which is more than he does.

But what's his Minutes per Goal ratio?

Hope he signs, just to get this sung.

Or his ar se.

I'm sure they can get us tax-payers to fund it for them.

So in his 3 seasons there Klippity hasn't got past the 4th round. Why don't the interviewers ask him why he's such a failure, instead of blowing smoke up his anus.

I was talking about MK Dons.

Then, purely for balance, let us see highlights of the away Europa games in Beer Sheva and Prague. The home games against WBA, Spurs, Norwich and Arsenal (in the FA Cup) West Ham, Bournemouth, Man City, Hull, Arsenal, Man Utd and Stoke. Still laughing?

Hopefully, that's the last time we do any business with Franchise FC. They underplayed Sam Gallagher a couple of years ago.

It was Dexter Blackstock and Best at Everton. Mc Goaldrought didn't make his debut until the following season when Twitchy was "forced" into playing all the kids in a League Cup defeat at Mansfield. He didn't play a league game until the end of that season, against Millwall. The game that was Bale's debut.

Because the bloke who keeps him out of the Monaco team would cost a lot more. I like the way that we are, apparently, having to pay extra because we have 75 million from selling VVD. Did Monaco give Mendy, Silva and Bakayoko away for free?

We go on our summer holidays?

JWP made his debut at Palace in the League Cup in October 2011. Stephens was at Coventry in the FA Cup Jan 2012. JWP played his 2nd game and scored from open play. Didn't do that again for a while

I've had them during the past few months and its usually a repetitive voice going "bowled him" or "and Vince has edged another one behind". Luckily, they seem to have stopped now.

Salah's right foot is as poor as mine. And I haven't played since 2000.

Standards have slipped since Jimmy Armfield's day.

Loads since 1975. Paisley. Clough. Fagan. Robson. Burkinshaw. Mclaren and Hodgson.

Has another FA Cup-winning team ever had both full backs having the same birthday? Peter Rodrigues and David Peach both blowing the candles out today, along with Danny Wallace.