Wiltshire Saint

I'm in.

Hi Jarwillwill! I was waiting to reply to you in the table tennis forum, but as usual the reasonable requests of the sensible forum members get ignored and instead the lunatic fringe are listened to. I never use 38 hardness paddles. I don't care if that's what national stars use! I have tried them but find them too difficult to play with. I don't profess to be a world champion, I just enjoy the game! I have played with the new generation no19 and no21 Hurricanes. I find the old generations more tacky though and would be interested if you knew where I could get some old stock? Have you ever played with Hurricanes? I don't mind the Skylines either.

Number 2. I would check her books out my special scanner.

I have realised that I posted the wrong picture. This is the photo I meant to post...

It makes no sense with "think". You're both being daft.

Is that a special space telephone attached to the stand, so you can call any passing UFOs you spot with the telescope?

I know a Mr X who is going to commit a terrible terrorist crime. He is living in a £1million mansion that has been paid for from the pensions of Falklands veterans. He shares this house with his 4 wives and 9 goats, all of whom have been given a car by this loony left government. He can't even speak English or use you're/your correctly. If this man had an ID card and no human rights I would be happy.

I remember when I was at school we had a friend who was a little smaller than the rest of us. He was our mate and was treated just the same as everyone else, but, because he was small sometimes we would pick him up and put him in a bin at breaktime. This was done as a joke. He didn't mind (or at least he never said anything). It was funny, although looking back, I can see how some people may have felt it a bit unkind. This is very much how I see joke ra pe. A little unpleasant in hindsight, but only meant as a laugh and no real harm done.

I have series of burning questions that I wish to debate (and to which I hold no opinion about): 1. Is it wrong to bum young boys? 2. Should black people be tarred and feathered or lynched? 3. Should gay men be shot in the forehead by their mothers under close supervision by the Stasi? 4. Should all foreigners be forced to eat poo on arrival to this country 5. Should fat people be allowed to ride motorcyles 6. If a baby comes out ginger, should it be shoved back up there and told not to come out until it is normal 7. Would you rather your mum **** Mugabe or Peter Sutcliffe? 8. Is it ghey to use high powered shower jets up your asshole. 9. Should white and black people be kept separate by a big fence, with all the black people living to the west Cardiff and all the white people everywhere else? 10. Under what circumstances is it ok to look at child pornography? 11. Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to be the star of a snuff movie? 12. Are dogs more valubale to mankind than the Chinese? 13. Should old people be encouraged to save money by brushing their teeth with their own excrement rather than toothpaste?

I often put my hand into the toilet when no money is in there. I like the feel of the poo poo.

I once ate 21 of these.... in 50 minutes I have also drunk loads before and got really drunk.

This is the most sensible post I have seen on this forum in a long time. It has made me feel ashamed, because my response to some of the posts on here is to think (and maybe even post) "what a bunch of f*cking idiots". I guess if people are genuinely unaware (some may call it stupid) it is important to make them aware (call it less stupid) of the truth. I am amazed (actually, I'm not sure I am amazed anymore; I am almost used to the stupidity of people on here) by the idiocy of some of the posters on here who are happy to blame foreigners for everything and back the erosion of the things that make the free world the free world. How can we complain about the attitudes and approaches of others whilst stripping away the fundemental rights that people have and deserve to have?

I would like to discuss the level of your stupidity. It is very high. End of discussion. ps this is the first post you have made that makes me think you are not Crouchie, because not even he was as stupid as your post is. You are an ignorant buffoon.

His great big massive tongue is reason enough to slaughter the fake ****.

You are like a life coach for those with speech impediments. I hope this person is paying you a percentage of his wage, after all it is all down to you that he got that good job. What is interesting though, is that when he was stupid and looked down upon and came to you with his cap dothed, you were happy to teach him to speaker proper, but as soon as he became more successful that you, you resented him. You are a BAD man. A bad, bad man.

You should see a Doctor about that.

Patronising boffin.

Crouchie got angry.

Why has pancak edited this post? Are Crouchie and Pancak the same person?

Steady on Crouchie. If you insult me again I will definitely sue your ass.

I don't want to waste another post but would like to point out that Im no sinner IS different to Crouchie. Oh yes he is. Definitely different. Not the same person at all. Completely different. I feel for you Deppo. Rory, the boys you mention are knobheads. Stevo, you don't wear make up, you're just showing off. Ponty, you don't know sh*t about cars. Jarwillywilly, I love you. Goodnight xx

Meerkats are the best. Chimps are cool as f*ck. The two animals above have more intelligence than some of the people on this board, who insist on turning every thread into some kind of "rate the fanny" experience. There are plenty of threads in TMS where depraved and sexually frustrated men can display their desperation and idiocy. It would be nice to keep that sort of sh*t off a nice thread like this. These fellas, although not unusual or exotic, are also cool... I have an 11 week old gecko. They are quality.

Im no sinner is differently abled.

That was probably Jamie Oliver.