Wiltshire Saint

I am sure that any site set up by Stu would be a worthwhile and valuable contribution to the internet and society. Well done Stu!

I have done a ouija board 30 times and 29 times it has proven f*ck all. It is the other time that I hang onto, despite any common sense.

I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded.

I'll give you £50 if you throw in a bucket of wii and poo.

I'd like to see a table tennis forum.

The man who sponges the spunk off porn stars at the end of a hard days work.

I always so "NO" in MacDonalds. They're a bit too strong for me and detract from the other flavours. ps Of course, these people should be treated exactly the same as any other member of the British armed forced. They goes for the right to a pension, decent wage and the right to stay in this country. In fact, the should be given precendence over some of our other, more retarded ex forces members.

It is because secretly you want to join in with his gayness.

Don't let it grind you down. Does our arrangement atill stand?

I don't think we should get too excited about this win. Doncaster are a poor team. Also, I am a bit concerned that we don't seem able to create/score from open play.

In a cave in Tora Bora with a man on a dialysis machine.

I would buy a massive boat and buy 2 of every animal. I would load the animals on the boat and **** off before the sh*t came down.

In the a kitchen display in MFI In the reference section of Norwich central library In a an ambulance after being run over when drunk.

So according to Pancak, 99.99% of posters were bored of him. Interestingly 99.99% posters have also used this thread to inform Pancak that he is a bit of a ****. There should be some kind of venn diagram drawn for this. norwaysaint is right by the way, your posts are not above the level of gambling tips, drunken moaning and stringing random slurs together, they are much worse.

What a spastic.

Congratualtions. Tell her to call the baby Alfie.

I love it when the tiresome tw*ts turn on each other. In this one instance, Bateman is correct. Kippy really was the only regular poster left on this site who was consistently amusing. He shows, with his turn of phrase, more wit and intelligence than the rest of this sorry bunch put together. Why did he want to be banned? He may say it is so he can focus on other things and regain a life, but I think it must have been influenced by the desire to not have to converse with the retards that populate this board. (I am, of course, excusing J9, Ponty, Buzzin, Deppo, Julian H Cope, the Stain and Jarwillywilly from all of this)

Not half as good as Im no sinner's contributions.

I would like to force my way through her immigration control with some heavy duty bombs strapped to my waist and then I would explode in her marketplace.

Well, Robin Cook, in his autobiography, says that when him and Hattersley asked Blair why he had sent his children to a selective school, and after Hattrsely had said that he would have enough advantages as the Prime Ministers son to do well, Blair replied he didn't want his children to grown up like Harold Wilsons. When Cook said to him that one of Wilsons sons was a Headmaster and the other a Professor with the Open University, Blair is meant ot have replied "Well, i hope my sons do better than that"* Sending your child to a selective school is elitist in itself, and you and your left wing leanings are slightly exposed and hold less credibilty now you have said you have sent yours to such places. I went to a comprehensive, a **** one at that, which has subsequently been cosed down, but managed to get through, wioth good grades and have a pretty successful career because of MY hard work and support from my parents. NOT because I was favoured over others....as a selective school will do. They also produce people who are brought up to believe that they are better than others. They may not be as bad as private schools, but the idea is much the same. This is the last of my posts for tonight, so I shan't be able to respond to anything said now. All I know is that selective education is wrong. *This is from Mark Steel's "What's going on" Aug 2008

I would like to shoot my holy water all over her face in order to cleanse her of her sins.

You know you can go on about my c*ck and balls if you want. I have said it before and if I could send you a PM I would. My facebook profile picture is of my **** and balls, so if you want to get some action, let me know. xxx ps, If you are attempting to redress the balance that Bates' posts cause, you should remind everyone to post their fair share of intelligent posts. Posts that avoid sexism or racism. Posts that require reading ability higher than that of an 8 year old. Once you have done that you can turn your attention to other retards.....I'm no sinner, Dicko, Dog and even Saint Stevo (though I have a bit of a soft spot for him as he shows moments of hope)

Is this similar to being touched, quietly, withour a fuss, by thegheydays?

I hope I will get a refund for the hours that the site is down. I have not signed up and paid for the site to be inaccessible, even for a few hours. Can one of the big knobs (Boj or Eddie) PM me and let me know how they will be refunding the money. Thanks.

I would pummel her from dusk to dawn and split her in half. I would kno her so much and so hard that I would cum blood. I would tie her to a cross and crucify the *****. I would quite literally nail her.