Wiltshire Saint

I remember watching the hours turn into days and those days turn into weeks and those weeks turn into a bad month and those months turn into a lifetime of pain and misery and then I realised I was just reading thegheydays posts.

Boggy, sweetheart, I miss you. You still up for a bit of "how's your father"? MSN me, you have my details.

It is this sort of blatant lying that has prevented me from parting wit my hard earned cash. I have sent Boj and Eddie Grant messages about my return and the conditions of the great event, but they will insist on favouring those who have paid them their monies. I will no longer do things by email. I am happy to say that as soon as Stevo, I'm no sinner, Alf Tupper and most important of all, Thegheydays, are banned , I shall return.

How will you be spending your £18?

Don't be hard on yourself, it works for you as well. You're a funny fella. I like Brand. I think he is funny. He is quick and bright, clearly an intelligent chap. He has a story, there is something interesting about him. He is versatile and can perform well in a number of arenas. I watched his Keroauc documentary again on iplayer earlier. It is a good piece of TV. I am sure that if people watched it they would like it. I think that many people who don't like him don't like the way he is in the papers all the time, in which case, it is the media that they dislike, not Brand. Some people don't like the way he dresses or his hair. Those people are narrow minded and ignorant. And some people just like moaning about anything.

I am reading Mark Steel's "What's going on?". I am 4 pages in. It's ok so far. I have another Mark Steel one to do after that and a Charlie Brooker one. I am also awaiting on a friend to lend me a copy of The Kite Runner, which I am meant to read as part of my book club.

It is Master Bates we are talking about. He is clearly a man with issues (most of which I would imagine come from a lack of fanny action). There is no genuine grief for this girl, but some kind of sick sadness at the loss of having fresh pictures of her with her tits out. I am interested to know if this young lady will be in the next batch of soft core material to be PM'd to the sad c*nts who get material from Bates?

Oh my God! You read books and everything! How ghey is that? I bet you're a right bummer. Reading? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Idiot!!

You disgusting little penis.

I find it useful when knocking on Baj's back door.

I don't care so much that I am going to write about it on an internet messageboard.

We have always had freedom of speech. Who achieved freedom of speech for us? How far back are we going here? Besides which, what has this got to with religion in schools? He is right, religion has no place in education. People can believe what they wish, but there is no need to make it a compulsory part of education. I would welcome basic and general teaching about different religions in order to generate understanding, but there is no need to make it a subject that goes all the way through childrens school careers. Faith schools encourage division and do not breed tolerance. Therefore they should not be allowed. This goes for every faith. "Forbidding children to express their views" is a nonsense. Children are not born believeing in God and rarely do they discover a faith on their own accord. They are taught that there is a God and that they should believe in it, often through fear of what will happen if they don't. They are not expressing their views, they are repeating something they have heard and think they should believe.

Another Day in Paradise - Phil Collins. Explaining why this song is the worst ever will just make me angry and sad, so I won't bother, but if you don't agree you should be aware that you're wrong.

I'd destroy her ****ing dirty monkey **** and shove my **** so far down her throat that it would leave her unable to speak ever again, and I would be able to jerk myself off in her stomach as I would be fisting her ape-ass so far and hard. I'd glaze her pussy-o up.".

I'd destroy her ****ing dirty monkey **** and shove my **** so far down her throat that it would leave her unable to speak ever again, and I would be able to jerk myself off in her stomach as I would be fisting her ape-ass so far and hard. I'd glaze her pussy-o up.".

I'd destroy her ****ing dirty monkey **** and shove my **** so far down her throat that it would leave her unable to speak ever again, and I would be able to jerk myself off in her stomach as I would be fisting her ape-ass so far and hard. I'd glaze her pussy-o up.

I have been keeping this quiet, but I am actually a millionaire businessman and I have been looking to see which members of TSF I could help out with £5 so they can post unlimited on SWF. I didn't find anyone worthy. I am keeping all my money, so f*ck off scroungers.

A first class c*nt

It is very funny but not as good as Beadles About or the Dingle woman on You've been Framed.

It would be like suggesting there should be all Catholic schools. Crazy muthafukka.

I will not be silenced by someone (like Tiggs) who has not paid their full £5. I offered Boj £4.95 for the privilege of posting here, but he said "NO". I said that I could not afford the full fee, but if I could I would not want to be addressed by people who had not paid. I think that Tiggs, Skiddymore and mynameishthe**** should be banned forthwith. For me, for what it is worth, Ponty is the best admin/mod on this site. He mods in a way that allows all people to have their say and he always does his best to re-size pictures for avatars. Occasionally there is an oversight on his part, but he is, despite what people say, only human. I, for one, think he is special. I like his car talk. He once advised me on how to change gear in my car and for that I will be eternally grateful. I love him like a mother. Everyone else is a bastard.

I know a lot of people from this board. We are mates outside this forum and often meet up for a drink before football etc. The last time me and my mates met up wa about an hour ago and we all agreed that mynameisthehulk is well out of order and if anyone shoulf be apologising it should be him. We agreed that the way he has addressed Ponty is disgraceful and that he is a tit.

Statham is out. Can everyone keep their eyes open for a loose left back please.

You really are going out of your way to appear a massive tw*t aren't you? Starting with your ill advised comments about those unfortunate enough to be flooded you then go on to display your stupidity with comments about people in council houses. There is a thread in the lounge, I think, about how the forum is going downhill.....that's all your fault fault that is.

Stevo, you are sad as **** mate...very drunk and posting on here at all hours. You're a cardboard cutboard vagina. I was going to go, but someone told me it was in aid of the bad AIDS. Is this true? If it is, I definitely won't be going.