Wiltshire Saint

I would have paid £4.95, but draw the line at £5. Boj jas written to me to ask me to reconsider, but I have had to say "NO".

Oh that is the funniest thing I have ever seen and it made me laugh non stop till my brains fell out and I sh*t myself. I am so glad that I found it funny and that I am not miserable. I am, of course, joking. What I really mean is, if you find this amusing then you are some kind of retard.

This young girl, with the scratched leg, could have been treated by someone in the pub. Now, having read soem of WSS posts it would not surprise me if most of the people in that pub were AIDS ridden drug addicts. The young could have could some nasty disease because of the mixing of the blood. She probably scrathced herself on a discarded needle. Fair play to her parents for trying to get these scum off the streets. I hope she takes the pub for everything they have and that it closes down, leaving the junkies somewhere else to find and carry on with their disgusting ways.

And this was your great revelation? That if we sell all our best people we may get relegated? How come this thought has not crossed anyone elses mind? It's also as if you havn't followed any Saints news at all. Do you understand why we are tryig to rid of players? It is not because, like your "subbies" they are "quite expensive". It is because our costs are so high we could go into administration. Besides which, most of them are **** anyway.

I am lactating from my penis after reading this thread. I particularly enjoyed spurting my creamy fluid whilst reading the it about Pip87 lactating.

Why the horses? Why??

Maybe the mystery has been solved in the 3 years since the article was published?

Bucks Fizz - Making your mind up

I went to see them at Twickenham. I was surprised at the price of the Pimms.

I have the entire East Stand in my shed and Derek Statham in the attic

We would be ok if they played.

I thought it had been narrowed and lengthened and tarmaced. Then I realised I was at Heathrow.

I prefer Keeping up Appearances. Bucket.

Happy, happy house, happy house, happy house. We are going to be friends for the rest of our lives.

Incoherent c*nt. Junction is a bigger c*nt than anyone. He promised to fix my leaking pipe and then never showed up.

Saintkip, I want you to come and visit me in the hospital. I think the nurses would show me more pity if I told them I had adopted a Romanian orphan.

*****, please!

Are you sure you're not this fella? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&feature=related

Ao lua ha dong (The White Silk Dress). Written and dDrected by Luu Huynh.

I met Robbie Fowler a few times and if you had ever really met, and talked with him you would not have posted such crap as he is a very lovely man! My mate was told to "F*ck off" by Bob Carolgees when he was a nipper when he asked him where Spit the Dog was.

Signed 3 times by his Dad, but still not good enough to play some games? Injury prone chap? Midfielder? Not sure we really need him. How much time does someone need to prove themselves worthy for some games? I hope, if he signs, he does ok for us, but I have serious doubts.

seconded.

I hope you aren't going to be freezing your girlfriend as you have said you are "chilling girlfriend down".

I am going outside on Saturday morning for about half an hour. I will then hide somewhere in my house till Tuesday morning.

How does everyone know that this is a good move and that he will be any good? Where have people seen him play? Or is it the fact that he plays for Chelsea that means he must be great?