Wiltshire Saint

Yes, I'm trying to say you're a massive gaylord and all this stuff about having a girlfriend is ********. I am certain you are a homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with that, but I don't understand why you are so ashamed about it.

Because electricity production doesn't contribute to climate change

Brilliant (and I mean that, not in the way you use the word). A - Angry ****ing B - beat the **** out of her C - Cheese grater on the testicles D - Doorknob up the arse E - Empty your bowels over her face F - Fist of fury G - Grope her mum H - Hang each other I - Injury table sex - sex on a table after smashing her head in J - Jewish sex K - Kippers up the arse L - Lego up the arse M - Monkey **** N - Nutella up the arse O - Oil up the arse P - Penis up the arse (hers for a change) Q - Quentin Crisp up the arse R - Roll on deoderant up the arse S - Strawberry jam smeared all over your micro penis and you spastic cat to lick it off T - Train set up the arse U - Under the bed V - violent and brutal buggery W - ****athon X - X-box up the arse Y - Y fronts stuffed in your mouth while she cuts strips off you tiny liitle **** Z - can't think of any more.

You big gay show off.

Even more gay then INS, the pair of you, with your fancy words. I love fishfinger sandwiches. I have 4 per sandwich, with mayonaise on side of bread. If I am feeling indulgent I will melt cheese onto one bit of bread and this makes the sandwich better. I don't think Tomato sauce is suitable for a fishfinger sandwich and sald cream is not fit for human consumption.

I'll do it for a tenner. It sounds quite simple. Just cap it off and Bobs your uncle. (plus petrol from Wiltshire) (and lunch)

Put me down as a maybe. Can I bring a picnic?

I went to pin a poppy in and stabbed myself in the chest. It was very painful and I felt nothing but anger towards those ex service men. I then threw my poppy to the floor in disgust. I mat sue them for the damage their accessory has done to my chest.

I hate it when people dress their dogs up. Why have you put coloured contact lenses in this dog? Does it not look stupid enough as it is? This dog's great grandad was also probably used to terrorise the Jews in WWII. Nazi dog.

Keep your wig on sweetheart.

Good idea. I have a question for Stu. If I wish to buy complete sh*t off the internet version of Poundstretcher, but am fearful of giving my credit card details to someone who seems slightly dodgy, would it be okay to send in a postal order later on?

Analysis of this poll could suggest two things: 1. TMS is dying on it's arse and no one visits here anymore. or (and more likely) 2. No one gives a sh*t about your cretinous poll or Bates' (or anyones) avatar.

I would even give up jury service to do such a thing

This was my favourite bit in an otherwise nonsensical post.

This was my favourite bit in an otherwise nonsensical post.

I didn't realise Brand and Ross had killed them! Jesus, my sympathies are with Sachs, his grand daughter and ALL the family. I cannot believe they have just been suspended for this. It's becaus they're famous. If anyone else had murdered two people (one of them was 78 you know) they would have been arrested and thrown in jail. Also, poor people did die of cholera because they were the ones near the poorest water supply. Take a look at the figures for 19th century industrial Britain.

I didn't realise Brand and Ross had killed them! Jesus, my sympathies are with Sachs, his grand daughter and ALL the family. I cannot believe they have just been suspended for this. It's becaus they're famous. If anyone else had murdered two people (one of them was 78 you know) they would have been arrested and thrown in jail. Also, poor people did die of cholera because they were the ones near the poorest water supply. Take a look at the figures for 19th century industrial Britain.

You are the exception to the rule. I would like to bring back hanging for people like Russell Brand. People like him who have upset old people should be eradicated. If he ever messed with my family and rang my Grandad I would kill him. I would also bring back the old board, pre £5 days, when it was better and not populated by ****ends. I would bring back cholera to get rid of all the poor people.

Not many about that can do that. But didn't we get JP because he has a track record of working with little money and getting the most out of youngsters? I personally think we will survive this season. And that should constitute success for us. The way people bang on about expectations of the club and how real fans would want to push us forward reminds me of Deal or No Deal. People on that also believe they can influence things out of their control. They think that if they close their eyes and whink positive thoughts about what is in the boxes, something good will happen. Deal or No Deal is a game of luck and chance. There is nothing the audience or the contestant can do to change the result. As fans there is nothing we can do or say that will change results.

Ray Lamontagne's new one. I like it, not as good as the other two, but still very good. Nice to see him trying some different styles, with one very country song on the album. Before that Band of Horses "Cease to Begin", which really hasn't been off for weeks now.

Brand's comments about the Mail on Sunday were very funny: He continued: "I would like to remind the Daily Mail [sic] that while it is a bit bad to leave a swearword on Andrew Sachs' answerphone, what's worse - leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs' answerphone or tacitly supporting Adolf Hitler when he took charge of the Third Reich? The real issue that Brand should apologise for is working with that absoloute tw*t Ross.....a man of limited talent and devoid of any comedic prowess.

I self harm between November and December.

He's done it again! Ban him!!!

I'm out.