Wiltshire Saint

Ginger - although this may be too much of a disability for a "normal" life.

David Speedie and Kerry Dixon

A cruel and unusual punishment. Who has been doing the ****ging?

Yes, you have misunderstood. Jan has said that we need someone who is capable of winning every header and who is mentally and physcially strong LIKE John Terry. He didn't say we are going to try and sign JT. It seems strange that some people have criticised Jan for his use of English, but he has made a simple statement that is clear and easy to understand, and you have misunderstood it either wilfully or through sheer stupidity. If we wanted someone who was fast, like Linford Christie, it doesn't mean we want to sign Linford Christie. If we wanted someone who was strong, like Geoff Capes, it doesn't mean we want to sign Geoff Capes. There are reasons to moan about the club....this isn't one of them....this is just people getting on the back of Jan for no reason at all. Keep the complaints and moans sensible and you may be taken more seriously.

Oh, stop whining, you pathetic ****. Do one you *****, he has a point.

I drank the night away, consuming vast quantities of alcohol. I have no headache or hangover. I did fall off my bicycle on the way home from my night out and I now have a Subdural hemorrhage. It hurts a bit, but is not alcohol related.

I was once asked to leave SMS for selling drugs. I was also prosecuted. This country is sh*t and so is the club. Lowe out.

Is it because Argentina, England and Southampton are different? Idiot.

I have a brown envelope that needs delivering to an address in London. Pretty lightweight, nothing too important. Will pay petrol costs and £3000 for safe delivery. Please PM me for details. People who look suspicious need not apply.

I got this for £10. It has been used every day so far and is really helping me with some of the more difficult breakdance moves. A real bargain.

Sorry, that was my wife posting earlier. She is not really in the know about the merchandise. I can assure you the moustaches are unisex.

Where is MLT? This place is a joke.

I have 3 kids and have been to 8 games this season.

As I am not a full member, I cannot start a thread, and I have a similar item for sale, so is it ok if I use this thread? For Sale: Box of assorted wigs (male and female) and fake moustaches (male only) Will accept £20 for the lot. Contact via PM system. Cheers

Have you tried leaving the lens cap on and seeing what message you get then? I had a problem with my camera. It displays a message saying "batteries are too low to take pictures". I have tried everything I can think of to solve the problem, but it doesn't seem to make any difference. Any ideas?

I am going to restore my family's faith in Saints by baking special Southampton FC mince pies. I will replace the mince with complete sh*t and instead of cream, I will use p*ss.

I am not a bouncer, but if i ever saw someone dressed like Tom Cruise from TopGun, I would want to kick seven shades of sh*t out of them. I would best them to within an inch of their life and **** all over their phone (unless it was an iphone, then I would steal it and sell it on ebay). There is a serious point here though.....don't go out dressed like a tw*t.

I don't think people should assume stuff about other posters. There is no evidence that TT lives in America. Maybe he is just aware of overseas players? I know a lot about Turkish football, but I do not live in Turkey.

How do we know you didn't deserve it? My experience is that (a) people who get into bother with bouncers usually deserve it and (b) people who go to places like reflex deserve to have the sh*t beaten of them.

I also thought that Alfonso Ribeiro was a complete and utter tool. I won't be watching.

Eh? Jan said what? Jan said "making a goal"? What the f*ck is he talking about? Bloody hell Lowe, get rid of this joker before we're all eating cheese and smoking pot. Making a goal! Hhahahahahaha! How can the players understand what he wants them to do!!! Imagine if the manager told a player to make a goal! They wouldn't have a clue what was going on.....and look at our lot! Point proven! LOLOLOL!!!!

I support the Tampa Bay Bucs. They rock my world.

What a ridiculous and out of order thing to say. I'd love to see how you reacted if someone took your kids. Absolute tw*t.

Matt Le Tissier, Alan Ball, Steve Williams

Yeah Jillyanne, this is a football club FFS! What do expect to happen? We lost at home, again, to a relegation rival and now people are angry and sad and any proper fan would be the same. Just because you and your fellow "muppets" don't support the team like me, Topgun and St Landrew and all the others who don't go to the game, but post on here instead, describing the game having listened to it on the radio, don't think you can start threads slagging people off. You're out of order. This is football and this is serious. There is nothing more serious than this. Not even war or death.