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Hasn't Les Reed got top contacts in the places that count? Perhaps those contacts can 'oil the wheels'?

Like.

I know, its amazing how when a point is made over and over relentlessly, it generally becomes funnier. I knew you would appreciate this truth.

I want to campaign against any grey areas on the kit whatsoever please. That would be sh1t and would indicate that Turskatish was correct all along in his hate of Cortese.

I despair, I really do. Self-righteous, self-opinionated, self-publicising tarts.

Immediate reaction is wow - then I think nah, this don't fit.

So you are comparing Markus with Sasha? Nice.

Feed the Turskatish. Nice.

Jeez I just don't get the moaning Minnie's on here! Want to be in Prem - want he club to do well - then when the club sets forth on a clear path to sustained success they STILL moan. FFS! I suppose these people will not be happy until there's a fan on the Board?!?

This is so correct.

Best policy when it comes to anything Turskatish writes.

This is a nothing story going nowhere. Lambert will be phased out eventually, but at the moment he still has much to offer this particular set of players.

Oh no, this is truly manna from heaven for Turkish - I mean there's no pictures of all the 1st team, so SOMETHING must be wrong. It'll be Corteses' fault though.

Very good - I see what you did there! LOL

You mean like at Barcelona?

Clyne matched Baines completely IMO. We've got the best two FB's in the Prem when their ages are taken into consideration.

This would be a truly astounding signing for us - £8m? Can't see it happening now TBF. But yes, it would be to replace Cork - he's good, but this guy is the dog's gonnads.

Absolutely this.

Would not surprise me if Forren starts tonight. Let's face it, what is there to lose? I reckon he could partner Yoshi admirably. Having said that, Fonte seemed to be available for training over the weekend, so who knows?

Thanks Dean, you've been...well, OK for the club, but we need to move on now. Bye. (Oh yeah, what's your bro up to lately?).

Yeah, this is terrible news...can't believe they're doing this...it's got to be a joke...it's got to be bad for the team...it's got to be bad for everyone... FFS, give a ******* rest Turkish.

I would swear there's some SISA persons among the posters on here. Who was it spouting on about 'militia' the other day?!?

This.

Yep - all true. As true as the £5m he pocketed for walking without talking to the press. (OK, that's possibly not true, but then neither is the other bit).

Can I suggest we all wear black armbands AND wear Nigel masks? And what if we stand with our backs to the game for 90 minutes - that'll show them. Err, no - scrub that - coz then they won't see our masks. How about we sing a song like "We're not making plans for Nigel"? Yeah, that'll show 'em. There must be some other really cool stuff we can do...come on, don't be shy.