Monk

and when we have pressed its been one player, a bloody CM! no traps set either..

Aye?

Hope.

Dendoncker Wimner That'll do us.

Amazing how one anonymous bloke can work up hundreds of moronic Liverpool fans, get it mentioned in their local and a national rag. Some of the tweets I've read have been superb. Shame on you MLG for trying to put the fires out. All because some Tom/**** & Harry told me its done... as mentioned numerous times - I'm not ITK anymore, that remote ship sailed a long time ago and well before some people realise. I was very lucky the day Osvaldo signed - purely because I was working at the time.

There you go then.

Genuinely was told today by somebody who's around the club once a week but doesn't work there that it's all done. No reason to believe him and no reason not to believe him; yet didn't expect the total mongboard reaction from the red lot.

18,000 visitors to my page

One hundred percent not me...

Tossers

'Saints insider' that so 2013. That lot are complete and total idiots.

MLG out on troll policing.

Even the ****ing bookies have nibbled.

To the scousers patrolling this thread 24/7... don't get too carried away yet I was told he was joining MU in May.

Not far off - link changed before personal mentioned changed though.

I'm really not! I have said this a few times now. I haven't been involved with anyone at the club for a while.

Two completely different people. More than happy to be caught out, I'm not claiming to be ITK

Exactly. No idea how reliable but told its been done. Could be utter tripe. Liverpool lot getting carried away on twitter.

VVD to Liverpool is done - I'm told.

Really appalled with Virgil. I was told he was interested in moving away but wouldn't under any circumstance refuse to play or 'kick up a fuss' and trusted the club. He's gone from being my favourite defender of all time for Saints to on par with Dejan Lovren & Kenwyne Jones.

Calum Chambers is back home tonight near Emsworth/Portsmouth... Probably extended leave whilst Arsenal away but you never know

Should any of you have children interested in goalkeeping there is a summer holiday session down at AFC Fawley on Thursday evenings. Website and facebook link is attached. http://www.offthelinegoalkeeping.co.uk/

Thanks for the posts and honesty gents. She's now coming up for six months and has honestly been the greatest thing I've ever achieved. Pass The Dutchie, lots of love for your post; there's been split seconds of 'FFS give it a rest now' but nothing thats really tested us... until now. Little un is teething and she really is struggling. Thankfully my missus has been fantastic and as advised we've tried to take shifts when the going gets tough. Noone warned me how boring the first months are, they don't do anything! Now she's rolling, has the most amazing laugh, interacts and is showing very early signs of crawling.

Le Tissier, SRL & Antti Niemi

Zlatan's was a great read. I've read some crackers and some crap: The Secret Footballer 9/10 The Nowhere Men 7/10 Zlatan 9/10 Pirlo 8/10 Being Iniesta 4/10 Cryuff - my turn 6/10 Inverting the pyramid 6/10 Harry Redknapp 5/10 Robert Enke 8/10 Soccernomics 8/10 Pep confidential 8/10 Pele 2/10 Das Reboot 6/10 The secret agent 7/10 Barca 7/10 Alex Ferguson 6/10 Living on a volcano 9/10 The Mixer 7/10 Marcelo Bielsa - Revolution 8/10 Still to read that I've brought or been brought: No Hunger In Paradise Carlo Ancelotti - Quiet Leadership Joey Barton