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Considering we (as a squad) are supposedly one of the fittest in the league, this just goes to show how little he did to fit in here.

I seem to remember the Stoke fans aren't too fond of Cork!

When at the cottage, do as the cottagers do.

Those goals against MK Dons made him worth it.

Yeah you'll get one if you turn up. Is the neutral stand sold out?

Indeed. They could be in trouble. At least they haven't lost anyone significant.

Swansea's targets: Emnes and Barry Bannan

So easy to make up rumours. Clyne to Palace would be a good one. Unhappy to play second fiddle to Chambers.

Eh? It's £1 per ticket. Quite a difference!

Exactly. The sign of a good youth set up isn't how well they do in their league and cups, it's how many players make it into the first team squad.

Sims looks good.

Who's co-commentator?

Wouldn't make sense to leave unless he had a better contract offer, regardless of the boardroom situation here.

Hmm, he certainly looked quicker than you might expect considering his height. Maybe about Lallana speed.

Anyone who'd choose Davis over a fit Boruc is an idiot.

I'd go with this too.

Let's see how he does against Arsenal!

This. When Clyne's played on the left he seems reluctant to even boot the ball away with his left. Would get found out and get us into trouble if he played there regularly.

Go and lurk in the megastore and just as someone is about to pay, you can pounce.

Has surely got to go.

£42 FFS!

Unless you buy your tickets in advance from the stadium.

'St Mary's' is short and I bet 9999 out of 10000 football fans would know it's our ground.

If only Cortese was here!

Hmmm. Anything pre-76 would change that course of events. Anything pre-Leibherr would change that course of events. Anything pre-last season would Change the events that led to promotion. Wouldn't want to affect our great start to the season. Therefore I would have to go for Olivier Giroud. Started our run of bad form this season. What a ****.