rallyboy

Just seen a pompey post whining about parachute payments and moaning that it's not fair that the plucky blues have to compete with clubs like us who have been handed a financial advantage. No my smelly little toothless friend, a financial advantage is when you fuck over literally everyone, rob the tax office, pocket cash that was donated to local cancer charities and carry on regardless. That's unfair.

I'm pretty sure that every single poster on here has condemned the October 7th attack, plus Manchester, Southport, Nice etc etc. To suggest there are people on here who support Islamic terrorism or murder of innocents is just dramatic nonsense. Talking of nonsense, do you think Netanyahu is correct when he states that Great Britain is siding with mass murderers, rapists, baby killers and kidnappers, or do you think he's a mentally-deranged war criminal who will spout any old shit to delay his own corruption trial and to postpone his inevitable appointment at the Hague? Sensible responses only please.

Is it time for the 'brave' appointment of a manager untried at this level? Probably not, it all sounds a bit Jones/Martin/Juric, but the law of averages says we've got to stumble upon a good one eventually so let's hope it's him - I'll give him until he picks his first team before calling for his removal.

It's not like the Israeli state is murdering children or committing war crimes, they're not that sort of country. This current wave of atrocities is just self defence.

You don't have to look too hard on here to find some.

That was a bit weird.

Rupert Lowe can't even spell. #faragecult

Really? I think there's probably more pressing matters.

Spoiler alert - I cannot see how our current strike force and approach can cause City any damage at all. Normally you'd think, if we raise our game, get lucky and grab the lead we might get something on fight alone - but with this team? We give the strikers zero service so City will just mop up the occasional misplaced pass and come straight back at us. The game will be played on the edge of our box, then it will be down to our plucky back ten putting their bodies on the line and battling for every ball...

Yeah, even as an oasis of excitement in a vast desert of toothless, sideways and pointless miserable irrelevance, I despise being exposed to quality football or individual brilliance live at SMS and certainly wouldn't acknowledge it.

For two paintings.

Yesterday's main event featured sycophantic TV commentators fawning over fringe royals and reading off their notes ridiculous facts about horses having the rank of Major in the British Army. What the fuck have we become?

corrected.

He's such a clueless clown I can't be arsed to address it all - everywhere you turn it's comedy gold.

Awake nonsense.

The Brexit vote didn't open our borders but has played a significant role in our inability to remove uninvited visitors. It's as if some voters didn't understand what they were voting for.

They should be ashamed.

Trump editing the UK, France, Russia, Canada, Anzacs etc out of his version of world war history just confirms that he is a moron and a cunt. Ditto the people who hang on his every word.

Indeed they have, and now that they have some power it will be interesting to see what they can achieve with their extensive raft of well-considered policies. They've done lots of talking, now we'll see what they're really made of.

Drive himself? Two basic rules of etiquette - Lord T should never have to draw his own bath, and if attending a social engagement away from the estate, should be driven by one of the footmen.

I'm sure those turkeys appreciate you saving the planet, though they might be sad that you seem to have targeted them. #itspersonal

Those who thought that Elton John was overreacting look pretty silly now.

We can smash the home defeats record and challenge the overall defeats. The slight frustration is that even if we don't get another point, we won't even manage to win the shittest team ever award - like a non-competitive sports day at a crap school, we'll have to share it forever, Saints and Derby in a shambolic suicide pact, so crap they couldn't even decide it between them. And that would sum up this excuse for a season - not even committed enough to claim outright the one big award we really deserve. But if we're looking for terrible team performances this season, I can think of half a dozen Ref and VAR combos who will take awards.

As for e-scooters....they have the vibe of accidents looking for a place to happen.

I've seen fucking idiots walking their dogs up cycle lanes, I've seen suicidal cyclists jumping lights, and I've seen motorists nearly hitting cyclists because they can't drive properly - the world is full of fuckwits of all flavours. Everyone needs to share space sensibly and stop thinking they personally own all of it.