rallyboy

Interesting stats analysis by Ed Conway on Sky, explaining the fine detail of manifesto claims, in layman's terms. For instance, when the PM says that inflation is back to normal, which could be construed as technically true, in reality the chart looks like a car crash. Ditto for taxation. Get beyond the sound bites.

Had the sycophantic journalists who have been taking it easy on the government and attacking the opposition for the past eight years decided before now to call out the bullshit and spin, people like Rigby would have more street cred. But they let all the lies go unchallenged for too long and as such they have been part of the problem. Too little, too late.

Real world problems? This is a politician trying to influence thick people. All this talk of dangerous times is an electoral distraction from the UK's main issues and the failings of this bunch of clusterfuck charlatan crooks, many financed by Russia - we all know Rishi doesn't give a flying fuck about our armed services. Let's get back to what really matters to the average voter in this campaign, it's not can we take on Putin at nuclear war?, it's how the fuck do I feed the kids?

Personally I'd rather prioritise things like the NHS being functional again before worrying about getting tooled up for a nuclear war.

They were all terrible just over a year ago.

Would it be fair to say that RM has relied on a football philosophy that should translate into results even better with really top class players? If so he must make the next Chelsea shortlist in the autumn. That's presumably why Kompany got the massive promotion after a season of failure on the pitch - Bayern have looked beyond the 5-0 defeats, whether they are right or not is still to be decided.

Rishi spent the whole show making up shit. I think his speech writers have given up and just send him out with crap material - chuck in his crap delivery and inability to think of anything useful and he's fucked. Starmer on points for me, mainly for being less annoying.

We are very clear, unprecedented, Covid, Putin, dangerous times, safe with us, Labour unfunded with no plan, something about Wales, we're smashing the gangs, plan is on course, union paymasters, more money into NHS, waiting lists down, nasty doctors, fastest growing economy, we've never had it so good, more police and teachers, plans working, can I have a smaller lectern?... Yawn.

You did the right thing, I saw Matt Hancock on Westminster Bridge last year and my first thought was to tell him exactly what he is. I didn't as I was in behaving mode, but I regret it.

You can barely see the room for elephants.

The orange criminal's gone madder. He reveals the shocking truth that his witnesses were literally crucified, he confirms that Biden is going to quadruple taxes and ban cars, reveals that every business in New York is false accounting and tells us that the nasty judge went into his full life history, for the first time ever. Also, apparently his world's bestest election expert witness wasn't allowed to testify, even though there was no anything that ever happened. So that's all sorted.

I have it on very good authority that Leeds got slightly ahead of themselves. Ipswich hired two open top buses ahead of their last game but held off getting the vinyl done and kept them locked away as a secret until promotion was achieved. Leeds hired the same pair of buses and spent approx £50k on having them both wrapped with promotion messages....last week. Can anyone else hear the sound of buses reversing?...

Nice wind-up. Difficult to ignore the politics when he is literally shoehorning election messages about serving the community into the same fucking sentence. I hope he enjoyed the season like we all did but that doesn't give him a free pass for what he and his wife have done with taxpayers' money over furlough, the money invested in Russia, and those trade deals that suit his family.... I'm with Russell on this one.

It's still brilliant this morning, and the whole summer to enjoy it, only interrupted by some England debacle that doesn't really matter anyway. You've got to savour these times, historic moment, special day, fucking love it.

What a brilliant day.

Woke at 3.30am. Keep telling myself, it's just a game, just an ordinary game....enjoy the day... Travel well everyone.

Everything he's done this week has been a total shitshow so I'd prefer it if he just watched it on telly a long way away.

In this nanny state I think we all need an escape goat. Paula currently getting battered around the room like a Chipperfields chimp. One for the kids.

and it means the Rwanda debacle due shortly won't be his fault and the next raft of mortgage holders won't have seen their new deals yet.

Ah yes, the jovial old chap Boris - a corrupt conman who surrounded himself by incompetent sycophants, took the piss out of every single voter, lined his own pockets, destroyed our international reputation and turned the UK into a laughing stock. Thankfully his lazy arrogant stupidity found him out and hopefully a change of government will open the door for the multiple criminal prosecutions that he and a dozen or so of his inept and greedy cabinet ministers should be facing. To move forward we just need an end to this absolute rolling clusterfuck of successive administrations. Bring on the 5th July - bin day.

She started with a heartfelt apology and deep regrets about what had happened. But one question in and she was suggesting her biggest sin was being too trusting. Poor Paula.

Yeah I do. It's a lonely place.

Which side of the conflict are you referencing?

It's an interesting debate about the socks, we should do more of that stuff and less about the match.

I've had worse experiences on ticket sites but they do try and scare you with the 'you're not allowed in here ya bastard' message.