rallyboy

I've been triggered by hearing about those horrendous incidents in Porridge and The Sweeney, I need an apology from someone, compensation, and six months off work.

5-0 and unbeaten in ages, I think I'll just quietly enjoy this moment while it's here...it doesn't happen often, breath it in.

One of the best winger displays of recent SMS years - destroyed his marker at every opportunity and had end product as well, even found time for some tracking back when needed. Great performance.

I see the boss didn't travel back with the players because he and the coaches were going straight back to the training ground to review the video and prepare for Boxing Day. Great commitment, he deserves success, just for making the matchday experience 50 times better than the past two seasons - we're in a good place right now, let's enjoy it. COYR

the secret to a long spell in government is ensuring the electorate is mildly sedated so they never realise there are better options out there...

When did it become okay to drive a shopping trolley around town? As they chose to go shopping it can't have been a surprise to discover they had shit to carry home - take a bag you lazy fuckers, and stop dumping trolleys everywhere. No wonder some of them don't drive well, they've done the housing estate Dakar.

The last figure I saw quoted in Israeli press was in the region of 700 innocent civilians, plus military. Clearly still a horrific terrorist atrocity, but in this media war where we have already been told of various horrendous aspects that have since been disproved, the facts are getting lost - sometimes by accident, sometimes intentionally.

Where does that figure come from?

Hamas took a significant early lead on the war crimes scoreboard, but Israel have come back strongly. We're heading for extra time, though with every new atrocity, the inhumane momentum now appears to be with the Israeli government.

I wouldn't trust her to operate a stapler, let alone a printer.

I think I'm slightly more annoyed when broadcasters ask us to check out a brilliant goal in the WPL that turns out to be a shinned shot that bobbles straight through a keeper or a sliced cross that goes over a midget. Similar things in the male game - what a brilliant save! No, it was shot straight at him, he couldn't have dodged it if he'd tried. That's right in the top corner!, nah, it's a metre and a half inside the post. On reflection I think it might just be annoying people of both sexes, and some in between.

Maybe it's just me but I wasn't drawn to look at any of the words on that front page.

Don't knock Rishi for being a terrible PM, he has great catering and a radio station.

Even those who are Gullis-thick must see that the Rwandan fiasco has now been exposed as a ridiculously overpriced PR stunt which basically ties the UK into a pointless refugee swap. The whole mad distraction has only ever existed to keep other issues off front pages. But today is a big day for speechwriters, I expect Mr Party, the floppy-haired Eton death clown to bang out a greatest hits set featuring - Unprecedented, Big Calls, Vaccinations, Shoulder to the Wheel, Arms around Business, Working all Hours, Straining every Sinew, and the big Christmas hit, Followed the Science.

I went to that 1981 FA Cup defeat at Goodison, it was a dismal performance, got home at 5am.

Another manufactured storm in a teacup.

Great team performance, we cut out the sloppy passing, people are chasing, we're moving it quick, the only time we gave Cardiff the ball was when they had to kick off. The usual top performers were on it, Manning looks like he's settled, Mara looked sharp when he came on and after a rocky couple of months, our manager does appear to know what he's doing... Apart from the temperature it was very good - they just need to carpet the Northam, that concrete is way too cold.

If you investigate the original interview you may find a slightly different version to that which has been cherry-picked and spoon-fed to the readers of the Telegraph... 😡

Three points. Next.

We shat in our own bed but it doesn't smell as bad as we feared and most of the stain has washed out v Not shitting in your own bed.

I too have been critical of government on rare occasions but I have to say that Rishi is playing a blinder, people forget that there was no money in 2010, it was all wasted on Wokery by leftie lawyers and lesbian immigrants. But our PM's done a fantastic job in unprecedented times - other than his trousers he's got all the big decisions right, he's shown strong leadership, had his tiny shoulder to the wheel, worked all hours, strained every sinew, put his little arm around business, he's delivered for hard working families while stopping boats with sewage barriers and banned Hate Marches. Hunt's huge tax breaks are incredible too and will lift millions of people into slightly-less poverty, and the kids in Stockton going through bins for food today will have their spirits lifted by the slight cut in National Insurance, this will soften the blow of discovering through a refreshing dose of good old British public school honesty that they were born to forever live in shitholes. As for the lazy feckless long-term sick and disabled scroungers bleeding us all dry, plenty of workplaces have defibrillators and Chemo Stations by the water cooler now, and it's unlikely that ill people will be getting hospital appointments anytime soon so they should all be free to work full 40-hour weeks and pay for their own luxury medication. I know that's not what the terrorist-supporting, anti-growth coalition want to hear in their Islington tofu bars, but they need to back plucky Britain rather than talking us down using facts, statistics and empathy. Go Rishi!

I'm not sure that a belated bribe of 1p off this and 2p off that will make up for killing a few people's relatives through greed and gross stupidity while overseeing wholesale corruption and making every single key service in Britain worse. But, if you call morons stupid you can get lazily labelled as a sandal-wearing, hate-marching, liberal-wokey-elitist, smug pinko, by triggered cunts, so I'll just politely assume those easily-led people who vote to be worse off are actually intelligent people just seeking attention through self-harm.

As a football forum of like-minded people, how on earth did we get from the ref was shit, Fuller is terrible and we need more width, to here?

I suspect they're in more danger off the pitch than on it. With awful teams at the bottom of the table I don't think they have genuine relegation worries, but if court cases started stacking up while they're trying to fund a stadium, that could destroy their already fragile business model.

The mad, cruel and ridiculously expensive Rwanda pantomime has been chucked out by the supreme court.