rallyboy

It's a Poundland Boris dressed up as Thatcher. Short on ideas, over-promoted, surrounded by lazy simpletons - it's going to be hilarious! Just don't get poor, old, or in need of the NHS, the police, or schools, and you'll be fine.

There's nothing wrong with VAR, it's just currently being operated by people who aren't very good at their jobs. At the Euros it was quick, and in the main accurate. We're constantly told that we plucky Brits lead the world in every field of human endeavour, but in reality, on refereeing standards?...we're halfway down League One.

Personally I think Bednarek has shit all over his own room with that comment, unwise to go out of your way to slag off Saints when you just go on loan - I'm pleased to be at Villa would have been fine. Whatever positive legacy he did have is gone, and he needs to move away permanently asap, as I can't imagine anyone wanting him back. Hopefully he goes straight into their back four tomorrow and marks Haaland - they will then discover how good he really is.

If the kettle doesn't work we can always use the Truss suggestion for keeping drugs out of prisons - employ barking dogs to scare off drones... If that's the level we're at, the next few months could be a very expensive and damaging comedy car crash that might even make the Johnson era look like a roaring success.

Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently. Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus... And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you.

How did we move directly from a fantastic win at St Marys, to debating whether Mark Hughes was the messiah?.... If you can't celebrate these moments, perhaps football isn't for you. We won, Ralph made it happen, it was exciting, we deserved to win, it was great!

I wonder what would happen at Old Trafford if a visiting player juggled the ball with his arms, then slapped it away with his hand?

She has a plan.... Tell all the old white members in the party that she will start a war against France and poor people, then as soon as she is in, she launches the real plan. Tax the energy companies to the middle of next week and freeze household bills, kick the crap out of the water companies and declare that the policies are so extreme that she feels that the people should have a say - then sweep to victory in a quick election. Maybe she's not as thick as she makes out?....

We should have bought someone really shit who has already failed in a relegated team.

I'd like to be very clear.....is the start of a sentence that indicates a politician is about to be anything but clear and probably blatantly dishonest.

Gove sold it as a Green Brexit and said we'd lead the world in water quality... Clearly he knew he was lying, but I wonder if he now classes that as a small white lie or another huge whopper? Either way he must be pissing himself laughing at us all.

You see them every home game, back and forth, up and down the steps, looking bewildered. People who cannot grasp the simple fucking system of stadium seating, it's not a puzzle, it's normally just the alphabet meets numbers. I'm in row G seat no.37....So why the fuck are you wandering around looking for your seat in row PP between seats 235-245?

I was fortunate to know him back in the day - great player, lovely guy. So good that he was able to establish legendary status at two clubs. Sad loss.

It's difficult for multi-millionaire cabinet ministers to tell minimum-wage workers that they need to tighten their belts when many of the problem has been caused by billions of pounds of taxpayer money being channelled to donors and the friends and families of MPs. Chuck in all the lies about new hospitals and Brexit dividends, plus the energy companies now being prioritised above people in poverty, and the last elements of trust are being washed away in the rapidly rising rivers of human shit - river filth sanctioned by government. The UK is a rudderless failing football team right now - No direction, no shape or tactics on display, losing every week, propping up most tables, always blaming someone else or claiming that we lead the world in every competition. The dugout is empty, we have nothing on the bench - and we're all standing around paying for this shitshow, watching the inevitable weekly car crash performances that drop us further into a black hole - and half the fans are still cheering...😨 These are mad times.

People walking dogs in a manner that makes it clear that the sharper one of the pair is on the other end of the lead.

There is nothing wrong with VAR, but if you put people like Dean in charge of checking it and he can't spot blatantly violent conduct, the whole thing is a joke. His inconsistency is insane - recall how he thought Martial diving at Old Trafford was a red card penalty, but he sees nothing wrong with dragging a player to the floor by his hair. He's doesn't have the skills or judgement to play any role in the sport.

We went straight through from League One to the Premier League - it was an incredible journey. I couldn't even tell you who won those divisions back then, because I don't actually care. But I will always remember every fantastic moment of those promotions, and neither really felt to me like criminal failure at the time. 😊 👍

Huge companies that make it impossible to contact them. Direct Line, yes, I mean you - with your ironic name.

Looking at the economy and the current lack of direction from the top, it feels like the UK has quietly closed. A small notice on the door apologises to previous customers and says we hope to reopen if conditions improve. Which seems unlikely.

Truss is now standing up for energy companies and defending their profits - she's nuts and clueless, please let them pick her! It'll be as corrupt, chaotic and dishonest as the last couple of years, but with added comedy value.

Slightly patronising to kneejerk abusive simpletons? Oh yeah, that's me, guilty as charged - but hysterical, nah, don't be silly. 😎 Anyway, the whole affair was aimed at distracting the hard of thinking and it seems to have hit the target, so job done. And all the best to those people attempting grammar and punctuation courses at this difficult time.

A made-up news story to distract and trigger a debate about anything other than the energy crisis and government chaos and corruption. It seems that a newspaper carried out its own special audit by sending out 300 foi requests and sadly discovered that only two books have been highlighted as a bit dated. Having seen their story fall at the first they decided to attack academics anyway and lump them in with our entire legal system that is now labelled as leftie, woke and full of traitors. Just the latest episode from the great spin machine, drip-feeding government messages to the simple since 2010.

I can't believe that we are sleepwalking into an energy bills crisis because of profiteering. Everyone knows it's coming, everyone can see the profit margins, government has to intervene and upset shareholders. If they don't there will be millions of people freezing or bankrupt. But, but, it's the war, the war... Fuck off, the war just opened the door for huge corporations to profiteer - and they are filling their fucking boots at our expense.

Let's be polite at this point and assume this is just half of the story. Sell Adams, create the funds to trigger the release of some great striker we've already spoken with, get another solid one in on loan - fantastic business, all wrapped up in 48 hours and ready to rock and roll against Leeds.... Either way, the next seven days could decide Ralph's future - and if it's selling Adams with no replacement then losing at the weekend, he won't need sacking, he'll need sectioning.

If it's trolling then Adams shrugs his shoulders, the club ignores it as just another mad day - and the disruption level at SMS is zero. More disruption would be likely at the other end where Forest and Leeds forwards have just discovered though the media that both club managers have been lying about how much they rate them and are in reality trying to replace them.