rallyboy

There have been loads of Brexit dividends if woke, sandal-wearing pinkos are prepared to take off their snowflake blinkers! Rees-Mogg has just explained how the safety signs in the Dartford Tunnel could soon be in yards instead of metres. So there, for just a few grand on new signage we have taken back control of our tunnel safety advice!

Currently she just has to appeal to the membership so she's making up shit, over-promising and glossing over reality as a Johnson-continuity, Poundland Thatcher candidate. As soon as she's banked their votes and got in, she'll have to do a u-turn and start a campaign for the electorate about change, a fresh start, her previous work being nothing to do with her etc. The problem could be the trail of toxic soundbites she and Rishi have left.....all the stuff about how the government has failed, how the economy has been mis-managed, that's election campaign dynamite - and god help her if she takes the Thatcher impression to the former pit villages. It's going to be funny either way.

Sunak running the football club? Imagine a short, smarmy, self-obsessed, power-crazy control freak in an expensive suit, looking after his mates and spending too much money because it's not his. He might get results, but it would be a toxic workplace and he'd bankrupt us with borrowing if he wasn't stopped - I'm guessing.

I was surprised not to see more about the victory on TV today, barely a mention. The media seem more interested in some drunken karaoke competition in Trafalgar Square, how quickly they move on.

Last time they achieved that they had a bus tour, called it Norris Day and still talk lovingly about it every anniversary. Meanwhile there is a rumour that TCWTB has been banned by the club for three games...

Classy. Is she playing a blinder? 🤣

Lammy and Abbot are often all over the place but let's be realistic here, Nadine Dorries has made more drunken blunders and chaotic gaffes in the last six weeks than those two have between them in a decade. Dorries doesn't tend to get the same amount of abuse in the media or online - I often wonder why.

It was an entertaining uplifting watch and a great result. But I'm sure that if I try hard I can find something to be angry, negative or disappointed about.....

He made the schoolboy error of trying to offer a dose of reality between the madshit - the Rory Stewart mistake of the last hustings when he said it was time to be cautious as the economy was on a knife edge, they hated that and dumped him immediately. Fantasy promises, that's all that the members want to hear, the more undeliverable the better - Sunak's gone with this bonkers negative stuff about energy bills that might go up and the mention of a war in Ukraine. Stop talking the country down with facts!

Population of the UK - 67 million. Number of people sectioned each year under the mental health act - 50k. Number of people who think Boris should be on a ballot paper - 10k. Ratio of Jedi followers in the UK to Johnson followers - 39/1 Finished, he is.

I'm more concerned about the quality of all our centre backs rather than the quantity.

Should we really be surprised when people who Johnson has abused for six years choose to be uncooperative with solving our problem? His aggressive and dismissive policy towards foreigners, adopted to placate the 95% white membership who will decide our next PM, has been a masterclass in how not to negotiate or influence others for our benefit. The Dover sky is dark with chickens.

Did anyone look into the legality of introducing IQ tests at Polling Stations?

When you've happily sat around a cabinet table where shitbombs have been detonated most days, it's very difficult to wander around dripping and caked in shit pretending that you weren't there. But the handful of members will get what they want for their final years, Johnson Continuity - and if it's Truss, and I so hope it is because that will be shambolic, it'll be Johnson Continuity with extra comedy value. Invest in popcorn and incontinence pants before the market moves - demand will be unprecedented if Truss is unleashed.

Mr Johnson is clearly unwell and has presumably been removed from office for his own wellbeing. His delusion, and his general confusion between facts and what he claims has happened is quite alarming, and if it wasn't some poor washed-up saddo having a very public breakdown, some might find it hilarious. The polite thing to do is to let him slip quietly away spouting self-congratulatory nonsense all the way to a padded cell, where he can then be given the meds and counselling that he so obviously requires. What a sad end to a career that never started.

If we spent £30m on a player who stopped trying halfway through the season, I would campaign to have Ralph sectioned.

This is an issue that should have been addressed up to six years ago. If the culture secretary wasn't a sycophantic and abusive drunk who lacks knowledge in every field, the sector might be in a better place. Then again, 17.4 million people did vote for touring musicians to be fucked over, so there's arguments both ways.

Stone.

Byebye - and thanks for the six months of hard work and dedication to the cause.

No, it doesn't. She is completely out of her depth and should be number one on the new PM's cull list of people who were overpromoted purely to follow the big dog around, tell lies and pick up shit. Chuck in her poisonous attitude to struggling families and low paid workers this week and the good people of Fareham have been given a fresh view of their MP.

Penny was also very keen to repeat all the made-up stuff about pompey when they went out of business the 3rd or 4th time, such as the club bringing £13m of business into the city for every home game, and at the time she basically said the taxman could do one for their debt - she will say literally anything for votes, even if it is deluded. It'll be like Boris never left. If he ever does.

Following the worst cabinet in history, the reserve team immediately demonstrates why they weren't allowed near power before - two of the newbies couldn't even make it into the building without dropping a clanger. Looking at the 'skills' of people like Shapps, Patel, Truss, Zahawi and Dorries, I fear most departments must be in absolute chaos right now and will require major overhauls. Johnson has turned us into a shambles of a country - leading the world?? God help us, get some decent people in for a change, please.

It's so refreshing to hear all of the PM candidates rolling out great new ideas on every subject from education to transport. Last week - not a single idea between them, just plodding along defending big dog, parroting nonsense. This week when there's a greasy pole to climb - loads of great ideas!

It's difficult to sell the idea that the party has learned anything when there are idiots like her being appointed.

Grant Shapps? 🤡 Oh man, we'll have Grayling up next, this is getting beyond silly. They do realise that Boris is going nowhere and will need to be forcibly evicted?